Thread: Would you belt your wife if she did this

Originally Posted by waah

If you don't try it, how do you know you don't like it?

For the same reason I'm pretty confident that drinking piss is a bad idea.

Have you tried?

Originally Posted by waah

Have you tried?

Obviously not.

I smoked some mouse shit once

Originally Posted by Rigger

I smoked some mouse shit once

Now that you mention it, oddly enough so did I. Inadvertently, it was mixed in with some, errrm, herbs...

Is there a market for it?

Mouse shit, or herbs?

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Now that you mention it, oddly enough so did I. Inadvertently, it was mixed in with some, errrm, herbs...

I dropped some crumbed hash on a shed floor and when I picked it up I had twice as much as I started with and thought fok it, you could only taste it a bit

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

I'm pretty confident that drinking piss is a bad idea.

Well, Ghandi thought it was cool.
But then he liked to bone real young girls too.

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

I'm pretty confident that drinking piss is a bad idea.

Well, Ghandi thought it was cool.
But then he liked to bone real young girls too.

What, you prefer those fake vinyl ones?

I wonder how the authorities would act if a man fed his wife dog shit?

^ would be a jail sentence for sure I would think

To give you a thai perspective on this, I mentioned it at lunchtime to Mrs Farley , and her immediate response was "how did he know ?"

I think I'll abide by the 3 'F's of marriage very strictly from now on.

She would be in line for good old azz-whipping..

Originally Posted by CharleyFarley

To give you a thai perspective on this, I mentioned it at lunchtime to Mrs Farley , and her immediate response was "how did he know ?"

He'd fed the dog on sweetcorn in the morning

My wife eats stuff every day that makes dogshit look like a damn nice meal.

What am I going to give her that she wouldn't enjoy?

I think we should all give MrsQ a green for the self control he has shown in this thread.
The subject is very close to his heart but he has not faltered once.

[quote=Rigger;443079]Woman spared jail over dog-poo curry

i would make her eat the rest of it before throwing her out in the street.
hey, come to think of it, there are a few girls in that "tribute" thread in members' forum, who would be welcome to shit in my curry............

Originally Posted by Rigger

Yes of course, she would deserve a good smack

Not too creative. Besides, hitting a woman for any reason is ball-less. I would find the raunchiest photo on the Internet, maybe some slut getting humped by a zebra or having some (German?) guys crapping on her. Then I would meticulously Photoshop my spouse's head over the girl's head in the photo. I would follow this by spending a good month posting the photo wherever possible on the Internet. For good measure, I would send a few to her relatives and co-workers.

Originally Posted by floorpotato

Not too creative. Besides, hitting a woman for any reason is ball-less. I would find the raunchiest photo on the Internet, maybe some slut getting humped by a zebra or having some (German?) guys crapping on her. Then I would meticulously Photoshop my spouse's head over the girl's head in the photo. I would follow this by spending a good month posting the photo wherever possible on the Internet. For good measure, I would send a few to her relatives and co-workers.

Your such a mean person.
Slap the bitch what are you scared off

What potential illness could arise as a result of eating dogs egg madras?