Would you belt your wife if she did this

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Originally Posted by waah

If you don't try it, how do you know you don't like it?

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For the same reason I'm pretty confident that drinking piss is a bad idea.

Have you tried?

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Originally Posted by waah

Have you tried?

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Obviously not.

I smoked some mouse shit once

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Originally Posted by Rigger

I smoked some mouse shit once

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Now that you mention it, oddly enough so did I. Inadvertently, it was mixed in with some, errrm, herbs...

Is there a market for it?

Mouse shit, or herbs?

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Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Now that you mention it, oddly enough so did I. Inadvertently, it was mixed in with some, errrm, herbs...

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I dropped some crumbed hash on a shed floor and when I picked it up I had twice as much as I started with and thought fok it, you could only taste it a bit

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Originally Posted by AntRobertson

I'm pretty confident that drinking piss is a bad idea.

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Well, Ghandi thought it was cool.
But then he liked to bone real young girls too.

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Originally Posted by Boon Mee

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Originally Posted by AntRobertson

I'm pretty confident that drinking piss is a bad idea.

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Well, Ghandi thought it was cool.
But then he liked to bone real young girls too.

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What, you prefer those fake vinyl ones?

I wonder how the authorities would act if a man fed his wife dog shit?

^ would be a jail sentence for sure I would think

To give you a thai perspective on this, I mentioned it at lunchtime to Mrs Farley , and her immediate response was "how did he know ?"

I think I'll abide by the 3 'F's of marriage very strictly from now on.

She would be in line for good old azz-whipping..:rofl:

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Originally Posted by CharleyFarley

To give you a thai perspective on this, I mentioned it at lunchtime to Mrs Farley , and her immediate response was "how did he know ?"

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He'd fed the dog on sweetcorn in the morning:)

My wife eats stuff every day that makes dogshit look like a damn nice meal.

What am I going to give her that she wouldn't enjoy?

I think we should all give MrsQ a green for the self control he has shown in this thread.
The subject is very close to his heart but he has not faltered once.

[quote=Rigger;443079]Woman spared jail over dog-poo curry

i would make her eat the rest of it before throwing her out in the street.
hey, come to think of it, there are a few girls in that "tribute" thread in members' forum, who would be welcome to shit in my curry............

^ sounds like you would be the type to use their shit as tooth past :)

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Originally Posted by Rigger

Yes of course, she would deserve a good smack

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Not too creative. Besides, hitting a woman for any reason is ball-less. I would find the raunchiest photo on the Internet, maybe some slut getting humped by a zebra or having some (German?) guys crapping on her. Then I would meticulously Photoshop my spouse's head over the girl's head in the photo. I would follow this by spending a good month posting the photo wherever possible on the Internet. For good measure, I would send a few to her relatives and co-workers.

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Originally Posted by floorpotato

Not too creative. Besides, hitting a woman for any reason is ball-less. I would find the raunchiest photo on the Internet, maybe some slut getting humped by a zebra or having some (German?) guys crapping on her. Then I would meticulously Photoshop my spouse's head over the girl's head in the photo. I would follow this by spending a good month posting the photo wherever possible on the Internet. For good measure, I would send a few to her relatives and co-workers.

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Your such a mean person.
Slap the bitch what are you scared off

What potential illness could arise as a result of eating dogs egg madras?