Thread: Stoke man banned from public parks for having sex with a slide!

At least no goats ,donkeys sheep or pig heads were harmed

I spotted the late time thing too.

You'd be lucky to get out of the local parks with your life these days after 4 pm.

Yup stick to post boxes.

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

Yup stick to post boxes.

Yep, better to stick to a bit of 'Male on Mail' action.

Originally Posted by Gazza

Yep, better to stick to a bit of 'Male on Mail' action.

Think about that the next time you get your letters out of the post "box".....

My flatmate and i used to often stop off at the playground on our way home from the disco at three in the morning.

It was great, we had the swings and chute all to our selves. No nasty children running around. We weren't the only ones. But never saw a man trying to shag the slide.

But, Edinburgh in those days was a bit twee. Maybe the chute shagger turned up after we had been on the roundabout and vomited in the bushes.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

If he just wanted to fuk slides then he could buy one and put it in his bedroom...

Heh...Do you think there's a market for that sort of thing, Boo?...

When I first read the headline I thought it was a Kodak slide projector.

^ In a park?...

OOERR...

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by hazz

Originally Posted by DrB0b

If you consider why he would be attracted to playground equipment it's not so funny. He's clearly attracted to the parts of children that touch the equipment he fetishises. No doubt some of the less intellectualy robust will find the story funny but the man is quite obviously a menace.

thats a rather large leap of faith you have there, with more than a hint of projection behind it.

People are complicated and fetishes are the most complex bit. as for connections how many people with leather fetishes, fuck cows? obviously a lot in drbobs world. And lets be honest ina country whos PM is accused of simultaneously carrying out a act involving bestiality, necrophilia and quite possibly homosexuality... just how serious is this?

Hazz, you do write some ridiculous posts... No doubt, when this bloke is arrested for raping a 4 year old child you will be either nowhere to be seen ot denying the link - it's a fukin children's playground! If he just wanted to fuk slides then he could buy one and put it in his bedroom...

Thing is boo, there's a lot f detain there in the article, his past convictions... with no mention of child sex offences. there's the details of his sentence which is all about keeping him away from his offending.... slides.... not children. there's no charge for anything pedo.... and lets be honest it in the current climet in the uk it would be carear suicide for any investigating officer not to have the chaps accomidation and computers for pesdo stuff.

yet this is enough for you to accuse the chap of the worst crime it is possible a man to commit in the uk.

There are people called adult babies, they dress like children, behave like children and sometimes hire very expensive nannies. there's no evidence linking these straing chaps and their fetish to pedophillia... and they get off in childrens clothing.... which makes this chap look quite harmless.

all you are demonstrating is the same kind of bigoted hysteria shown by the likes of blue and the news of the world that says every homosexual is a pedophile, expat in thailand a sexpat and every expat teacher in thailand a sexpat with an interest in children. rubbish, but dangerous rubbish that fools believe and act on.

think about this bob and boo. a hiring manager in the uk looking at your cv's. should just see someone whos taught in thailand. but what they do know is should you turn out to be a child rapist... this would be the obvious evidence you were bad ones, that they negligently ignored... career destroying stuff.... easily avoided by simply binning the cv.