Thread: Stoke man banned from public parks for having sex with a slide!

A Stoke Man sexually attracted to playground equipment is banned from anywhere with a slide.
A man with a fetish for children's playground equipment has been banned from going anywhere which has a slide.

Christopher Johnson, aged 46, of St Osburg's Road in Stoke, was arrested after simulating a sex act with a slide.

It's his second slide-related offence.

At the Magistrates Court he admitted outraging public decency by behaving in an indecent manner and received a three-year Criminal Behaviour Order.

The order bans him from attending any location, including parks, leisure centres, swimming baths, lidos or recreation grounds were there is a slide.

Johnson also received a three-year community order, which includes having sex offender treatment for 18 months, and a rehabilitation activity
requirement.

He was fined £55 and had to pay a £60 victim surcharge, £85 costs and a £180 criminal courts charge.

Police were called to Stoke Green Park at 10.45pm on Wednesday, August 18, after four people spotted what he was doing.

The court heard Johnson had a previous conviction for a similar offence.

On July 1 last year, Johnson outraged public decency by undressing and performing a sexual act on the top of a slide at Coundon Hall Park in Waste Lane, Keresley.

The play area was opened in February 2012 after residents in the area raised thousands of pounds.



Man sexually attracted to playground equipment banned from anywhere with a slide - Huddersfield Examiner

She is a beauty, though...Look at the gleaming maw on that thing...

But it's ok to run a country if you pork a dead pig's head?...

Fuking useless,not even a hint of toe!

Why am I not surprised.

If you consider why he would be attracted to playground equipment it's not so funny. He's clearly attracted to the parts of children that touch the equipment he fetishises. No doubt some of the less intellectualy robust will find the story funny but the man is quite obviously a menace.

It's a slippery slope.

This sounds stupid enough to have happened in Thailand. If he's this much of a pervert and nut, he's a danger to children and belongs in a psychiatric hospital.

Will anyone be surprised if he assaults a child now that he can no longer sniff around their playground equipment?

Originally Posted by BobR

This sounds stupid enough to have happened in Thailand. If he's this much of a pervert and nut, he's a danger to children and belongs in a psychiatric hospital.

Will anyone be surprised if he assaults a child now that he can no longer sniff around their playground equipment?

Incognito - if he's persistent.
Weirdo.

Is this the same guy who nobbed a postbox ?

It's a beautiful slide but what on earth will it spend the £60 victim surcharge on?

Wheres our man ?

^ try the roundabout

Originally Posted by bobo746

Wheres our man ?

Probably buried balls deep in the monkey bars.

It wasn't Stoke Stoke, but some hamlet near Coventry.

We only knob post boxes - much purtier mouths.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Stoke man banned from public parks for having sex with a slide!

The story actually happened in Coventry not 'Stoke City'. 'Stoke Aldermoor, Stoke Heath, Stoke Green etc are districts within Coventry. The guy was caught in 'Stoke Green' park. I used to play there as a kid.

Slide fetish man banned from children's playgrounds - Telegraph

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

I used to play there as a kid.

You don't, perchance, still "play" there, do you?...

Suppose given the choice of shagging that slide up against shagging a horrid fat Pomgolian slapper one must take the slide.

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

You don't, perchance, still "play" there, do you?...

Nah, too many pedo's.

Someone once asked me if i was into "swinging".. Must be related.

I see the photo in the link has sensored some of the shaft That deviant CCC has uploaded the one in the op off another site, the sick puppy

Originally Posted by Dillinger

I see the photo in the link has sensored some of the shaft That deviant CCC has uploaded the one in the op off another site, the sick puppy

If you look at the shadow they've censored nothing.

I think I've seen her before. Yup, saw her on the centerfold of Playground magazine's April issue.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

after four people spotted what he was doing.

4 people in the park at 1045 pm ? I suppose the other 8 cottagers were jerking off watching ?

Originally Posted by DrB0b

No doubt some of the less intellectualy robust will find the story funny

never b0bbles - we are a very serious bunch around here and like to make serious comments about things we have absolutely no control over

I wonder if he'll be rehabilitated on age appropriate play apparatus?

^ The new Japanese toilets?...Sick fookers they are, at times...