Or in the words of Towelly, "Maybe just a little high."
I moved from Northern California, where I hardly ever drank but for the occasional bottle of red, to Japan, where I could no longer get (or, if I found it, afford) dope, so I started drinking, a case of lack of weed being a gateway to something much worse. It's ironic, too, because if any group of people should be smoking dope and not drinking it's the Japanese.