Quote Originally Posted by Bangyai View Post
Talking of pikeys ............ ahem

A couple of them once bought my mums old Morris Minor in pristine condition. She took their check ( dumb ) but kept the log book until it cleared....which of course it didn't. Goodbye Morris.

However, as luck would have it, the pikeys tried to sell it to a garage that specialised in restoring and selling Morris Minors who had previously done some work on the car.

Their mechanic was suspicious so phoned my mum to ask if she had sold it. He also told her where the pikeys were currently staying. She still had a spare key for it so she went there and liberated it from their camp ( which took some balls I think )

The pikeys let that go but returned to the garage a beat up the mechanic....poor bloke.
Reminds me of a time when my mate sold a pick up to a pair of pikeys in Battersea. Funny as fuck it was. By the time they'd got to the yard and found the truck we were down the pub having a spot of lunch. They called and said they were there so we said we were heading back and to hold on ten minutes. When we pulled into the yard they were sat in the truck engine running ready to go. They didn't need the keys but were kind enough to wait to pay for it