Thread: Where was your first BG experience?

Originally Posted by DrAndy

I was working in Warri, Nigeria, on the Xmas break from Uni (great job for a London student!)

she was a nice big black girl called Elizabeth (after the queen) and made me fuk her three times before I was allowed to leave

she charged me 10 shillings, which was half a quid, B25

the next night we were all in the bar and she insisted I had paid her a pound and that we fucked four times, just to give me "face"

What a lovely heartwarming story.

Originally Posted by DrAndy

I was working in Warri, Nigeria, on the Xmas break from Uni (great job for a London student!)

she was a nice big black girl called Elizabeth (after the queen) and made me fuk her three times before I was allowed to leave

she charged me 10 shillings, which was half a quid, B25

the next night we were all in the bar and she insisted I had paid her a pound and that we fucked four times, just to give me "face"

Was she a big ol good un or a good ol big un?

My first Thai BG 'experience' (not shag), was in the infamous Star of Light in Patpong around 2003. I was sweet and innocent in those days, and had no idea of it's sordid reputation and I wandered in there after watching the boxing at Pink Panther.

The first thing that caught my eye (well it would), was one of the fattest westerners I have ever seen, lying totally starkers on the sofa, having a blowjob from 2 BGs. I nonchalantly strolled over to the bar, ordered a drink, and the 'waitress' asked if I wanted a blow job whilst I sat at the bar, or if I preferred to go behind the curtain with her.

Being, the shy, retiring type, we disappeared behind the curtain, where there was a rickety chair. The area was too small for any real fun, and I found that I could only get the right feelings in my loins by stretching my legs out so they stuck out into the bar. At the moment of supreme climax, the legs of the chair gave way, (and so did mine).

Ah - the Star of Light, what a place!

Not too much detail I hope??

^Sounds hi so. At the Rose Bar a helper would just hold up a stained piece of accoustical tile for shy customers.

Beer bar near Mikes on Pattaya Beach Rd 1985. 100 baht ST. Gave her an extra 20 as a tip. Pure class.

Twas the Thermae. Hair cut and massage upstairs and then down to the "coffee shop" looking hansum man.

Originally Posted by Norton

Twas the Thermae. Hair cut and massage upstairs and then down to the "coffee shop" looking hansum man.

Ahhhhhhhhh........Mammeries,,,,,,,,,I mean Memories.

Originally Posted by Norton

Twas the Thermae.

Ditto for me as well.

^ Same girl ?

Originally Posted by pickel

Ditto for me as well.

Must be a Canuck thing.

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

Same girl ?

Prolly not. I think I had the mum of the one Pickle had.

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

Same girl ?

Mine was still quite young, Nortons gal has gotta be 70 by now.

EDIT: Just saw Nortons post, hehe.

An ugly thing sat next to me in some bar on Khao San Road on my first night in Thailand.

I went for a piss and didn't return to where I was sitting.

Originally Posted by Koojo

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Many BGs have a 'no kiss, no finger inside' policy. A few I've been with anyway.

Bloody slagdogs they were.

Why the fuck would you want to kiss a bargirl anyway?

It's the principle of it, that's all.

Originally Posted by pickel

Nortons gal has gotta be 70 by now.

She is not. 66. A babe in arms. My first was in the "original" Thermae. Not that new hi so one they called the New Thermae.

Originally Posted by Simon43

I could only get the right feelings in my loins by stretching my legs out so they stuck out into the bar. At the moment of supreme climax, the legs of the chair gave way, (and so did mine).

Bunch of dirty old bastards. You make me sick. All I can say is i'm glad i'm not any of you lot, and ecstatic that i'm me. Your birds sound fuking gopping.

Koojo. Kissing a bargirl is the best part you fuking nonce, followed by inside finger and licking where the sun dont shine.

Why the fuk do you morons take girls out of Cowboy and Nana? You obviously aint got a fuking Jar of glue.

Never had one here. My first was at a college spring break party in Rosarito Mex. Had to have her after she won the beer bong contest. She did not know she was a BG but was an awesome lay. makes me wonder what she does these days.

Koh Phangan, oddly enough. The bar was called the Buffalo bar, and was staffed for the most part by a load of haggard old buffalo so quite an appropriate name.

The girl I went with has become somewhat of a running joke with my mates who were with me at the time, she has been forever christened "The Baggy Buffalo", due to the pair of saggy hotpants that made it look as if she had a big pair of swinging nuts from behind. She didn't, honest!

As an aside, I remember her doing the old praying to Buddha routine before the act. I for some reason started laughing, probably cos I was pissed and not used to birds praying before I boned them, and she wasn't happy with me at all. Felt a bit of a cnut actually. Can't remember a thing about the act itself, so it can't have been that earth shattering!

Not long after this I met a right shitcunt called Moo, who started arguing about the pre agreed price halfway through the act. I agreed at the time to save getting blue-ball, but even as a noob I knew this was a BS piss-take so went back to the bar the next day and took her mate instead, ended up spending a week and a bit of cash with her and enjoying the look on daft Moo's face anytime I visited the bar. She probably lost 5000 odd baht that week for being a greedy twat. Som nom na Pig.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Where was your first BG experience?

Up her arse.

The Carousel in Nana. She was from Surat Thani and very tasty. My mate had her a couple of days later.

Like most experiences with a hooker, it was pretty unsatisfying. I usually have a more enjoyable wank.

Girl called Ann in 2005 from the Oasis.
Works on Soi 13 now, still see her occationally for a quicky.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Like most experiences with a hooker, it was pretty unsatisfying. I usually have a more enjoyable wank.

I'm inclined to agree. My imagination is far more exciting given the poontang I've had over the years.