Thread: ''Celebrities'' whose 15 minutes are up and should now piss off

You don't have to be talented to get 'famous' nowadays. You need to act a bit desperate but not necessary do anything amazing...you don't even have to write your song or sing properly. All you need it seems nowadays is a PR / Publicist / Agent, someone like Max Clifford, who is very influential. He keeps his clients in the limelight regardless of what they are doing at the time due to his contacts.

But it's growing tiresome. Reality television has seriously cheapened celebrity big time. Real celebrities with talent needn't worry though.

Here's some examples. I'm sure Thailand has its equivalents, and I bet they are even more irritating.

Kerry Katona, she 'sang' with Atomic Kitten a good few years ago. Now a reality tv star showing us round her house several times a week....forced down our throats by Max Clifford and his team of publicists.

Katie 'Jordan' Price, I don't even know what she originally did. But it sure wasn't talented. Oh yes, breasts, hideous ones at that.

Peter Andre. formerly hitched to the above. She cheated, he got upset and now he's on about ten tv channels telling us how good a father he is and bursting into tears.

Pippa Middleton, sister of newly wed Kate, Duchess Of Cambridge. Apparently she 'accidentally' bent down while she knew the worlds cameras were on her arse while wearing her wedding dress, and the sun newspaper latched on to it. Cue her picture being forced down everyones throats, if you read the sun that is. But, she's an events manager whose business will now increase tenfold, she knew what she was doing. But after all these months since the wedding, a pattern has emerged, and we're now bored of it.

Cheryl Cole, formerly of the vocally challenged band Girls Aloud. She married Ashley Cole, he cheated, she went solo, got panned for miming on all her Tv appearances, including X-Factor, where she was employed as a judge. She's managed to avoid playing 'live' for so long that her public will surely suss her out as the fraud that she is...

I could add many more names but I don't need to, you lot all can add a few of your own here. Not just British, if you like.

I hadn't seen Pippa Middletons arse until you mentioned it...





Got to agree though - the UK media is obsessed with covering D-list celebrity shite...

Andy Warhol will never piss off...

Pat, apart from Pippa Middleton I have never heard of these "famous" people you mention. Jordan rings a vague bell and I think she was a page three girl but it must have been a long time ago.

I nominate Justin Bieber.

Spot on. Before the age of celebrity culture, these people would have had their allotted 5 minutes of fame, before spiralling eventually and deservedly into low-end porno.

^^^^^
Never heard of 'em...

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

^^^^^
Never heard of 'em...

Trust me you aint missing anything

Anyone Kardashian.
DJ Pat.
Anyone famous for being married/divorced/sleeping with someone famous.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

You don't have to be talented to get 'famous' nowadays. You need to act a bit desperate but not necessary do anything amazing...you don't even have to write your song or sing properly. All you need it seems nowadays is a PR / Publicist / Agent, someone like Max Clifford, who is very influential. He keeps his clients in the limelight regardless of what they are doing at the time due to his contacts.

But it's growing tiresome. Reality television has seriously cheapened celebrity big time. Real celebrities with talent needn't worry though.

Here's some examples. I'm sure Thailand has its equivalents, and I bet they are even more irritating.

Kerry Katona, she 'sang' with Atomic Kitten a good few years ago. Now a reality tv star showing us round her house several times a week....forced down our throats by Max Clifford and his team of publicists.

Katie 'Jordan' Price, I don't even know what she originally did. But it sure wasn't talented. Oh yes, breasts, hideous ones at that.

Peter Andre. formerly hitched to the above. She cheated, he got upset and now he's on about ten tv channels telling us how good a father he is and bursting into tears.

Pippa Middleton, sister of newly wed Kate, Duchess Of Cambridge. Apparently she 'accidentally' bent down while she knew the worlds cameras were on her arse while wearing her wedding dress, and the sun newspaper latched on to it. Cue her picture being forced down everyones throats, if you read the sun that is. But, she's an events manager whose business will now increase tenfold, she knew what she was doing. But after all these months since the wedding, a pattern has emerged, and we're now bored of it.

Cheryl Cole, formerly of the vocally challenged band Girls Aloud. She married Ashley Cole, he cheated, she went solo, got panned for miming on all her Tv appearances, including X-Factor, where she was employed as a judge. She's managed to avoid playing 'live' for so long that her public will surely suss her out as the fraud that she is...

I could add many more names but I don't need to, you lot all can add a few of your own here. Not just British, if you like.

I wouldnt have a clue who these people are ?, maybe you should get off your as and do something instead of watching reality TV. Only sad cnuts would be interested in some foked up bitches on TV.
Or has this turned into a gay forum

^There's Rigger's 15 minutes of fame gone to shit...forgot to mention retard, did you?...555...

Originally Posted by Rigger

Or has this turned into a gay forum

You looking for something gay, were you?...Try another thread, retardate...

No offence, of course...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

^There's Rigger's 15 minutes of fame gone to shit...forgot to mention retard, did you?...555...

Originally Posted by Rigger

Or has this turned into a gay forum

You looking for something gay, were you?...Try another thread, retardate...

No offence, of course...

Look if you and your mates want to be little fags and talk about celeb reality TV thats fine by me,
We should have a gay section so we dont have to read your shit

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

^There's Rigger's 15 minutes of fame gone to shit...forgot to mention retard, did you?...555...

Originally Posted by Rigger

Or has this turned into a gay forum

You looking for something gay, were you?...Try another thread, retardate...

No offence, of course...

Battyboy the only stalker here is you gay boy you better get back to your TV.
Only a fag would follow this shit.
Why would I be a sore loser ? Do you really believe you have won something Foking retard

(''Celebrities'' whose 15 minutes are up and should now piss off)''Celebrities'' whose...30-07-2011 10:31 AMBaitongBoyFck off and quit stalking me...sore loser

Originally Posted by Rigger

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

^There's Rigger's 15 minutes of fame gone to shit...forgot to mention retard, did you?...555...

Originally Posted by Rigger

Or has this turned into a gay forum

You looking for something gay, were you?...Try another thread, retardate...

No offence, of course...

Battyboy the only stalker here is you gay boy you better get back to your TV.
Only a fag would follow this shit.
Why would I be a sore loser ? Do you really believe you have won something Foking retard

(''Celebrities'' whose 15 minutes are up and should now piss off)''Celebrities'' whose...30-07-2011 10:31 AMBaitongBoyFck off and quit stalking me...sore loser

You are an illiterate simpleton...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Originally Posted by Rigger

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

^There's Rigger's 15 minutes of fame gone to shit...forgot to mention retard, did you?...555...

Originally Posted by Rigger

Or has this turned into a gay forum

You looking for something gay, were you?...Try another thread, retardate...

No offence, of course...

Battyboy the only stalker here is you gay boy you better get back to your TV.
Only a fag would follow this shit.
Why would I be a sore loser ? Do you really believe you have won something Foking retard

(''Celebrities'' whose 15 minutes are up and should now piss off)''Celebrities'' whose...30-07-2011 10:31 AMBaitongBoyFck off and quit stalking me...sore loser

You are an illiterate simpleton...

So what because I didnt get a edumacation, you think you are better cnut, fok off you little faggot and get back to your faggot TV.
Dont go changing the subject because your a little bitch boy that watches brain rot TV and think they are cool

Please tell us what high and mighty job you have Battyboy

I had a few minutes of fame starring in a few Thai Tv ads in 2003/4. They liked the luuk kreung looks which I soon found tiresome, every [at][at][at][at] on set felt they had to say I was ''lorr mak'' (handsome).

But I never went round expecting to get into clubs for nothing or disappeared up my own arse.

BTW, I don't watch reality TV but in the UK we have 40+ free channels and when you flick through you always come across several reality shows. Also the newspapers are in on it too.

So how do you feel about Paris Hilton DJP?

Originally Posted by Koojo

So how do you feel about Paris Hilton DJP?

She did try and justify her nothingness by releasing a single but it backfired as nobody bought it.

They'd already wished she'd bugger off and let someone worthy have some limelight..

So how do you feel about Paris Hilton DJP?

Originally Posted by Koojo

So how do you feel about Paris Hilton?

Total slag but I'd pay good money to haul my Bollix over it

Originally Posted by Koojo

So how do you feel about Paris Hilton DJP?

She invented being famous for nothing. She is the biggest attention whore cnut, talentless, tasteless piece of white trash shit out there.

Originally Posted by socal

Paris Hilton

She invented being famous for nothing. She is the biggest attention whore, talentless, tasteless piece of white trash shit out there.[/quote]


Must agree with Socal, I watched her sex tape, for fuk sakes how foking piss poor she was and as far as sucking the man cock goes, she needs a good kick in the bolliks for that effort.

Butters would leave her for dead, so I'm told by Blue.

The best reality TV I ever seen was Ozzie Osborne and his mad bunch.

Comedy foking gold and well worth a watch.

Originally Posted by Koojo

So how do you feel about Paris Hilton DJP?

Careful here Koojo, you are talking about my future wife.

Who's that old boot that keeps cropping up on money and stamps and stuff in the UK?
Is she off some wierd regal reality show - saw her on the box during that young chap Williams posh wedding the other month?

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Who's that old boot that keeps cropping up on money and stamps and stuff in the UK?
Is she off some wierd regal reality show - saw her on the box during that young chap Williams posh wedding the other month?

In my youth i fingered John Peels neice.

true story.