guest house in issan

[odonmik]

this is my first post,i have been in issan for a number of years

i first appeared on teak door in 2008 with the help of terry57

my friend,i have since finished the project,if you ever are.

i would be happy to hear your commentsm,good or bad.

issanbusiness.com/home stay

[Marmite the Dog]

i first appeared on teak door in 2008 with the help of terry57 my friend

Not the best way to introduce yourself.

[billy the kid]

Was he your English teacher ?

[TizMe]

issanbusiness.com/home stay

You failed with the link.
It should be Mike & Pan

Its a really horribly designed web site...
I hope you didn't pay anybody to create it for you.

[dirtydog]

I've always liked black text on dark grey, you can just imagine people coming to the site, they can see there is writing there, so they move closer to their monitor, and closer whilst squinting to read what it says, bet that really fuks them off

[Hampsha]

If I stay there those birds better damn well be there when I am enjoying a coffee in your backyard. You touted the birds the birds too much on the website. We've got some expectations now.

[superman]

Is that Terry with the hat on ?

[TizMe]

This is Terry's hat:

[dirtydog]

Is that Terry with the hat on ?

Why do they have arm chairs in the toilet? I am assuming the toilets are shared as there are 2 rolls of toilet paper on the tables. Are these some new fangled Japanese type toilets made to look like arm chairs?

[terry57]

Holy fuk Mike, welcome to Teakdoor my friend.

Don't take too much notice of these bastards as there all friggin nuts especially that Marmite and Dirty Dog character.

Poms mate, just not up to the standard of you quality Scotsman.

All the best to Pan.

[terry57]

Is that Terry with the hat on ?

On Monday I'm the cat with the hat on and Tuesday I'm the dude with the artificial leg and on Wednesday I'm both and wear a Bum Bag.

[Stumpy]

Hey whats with the pink and orange wrist bracelets?

Is this how it REALLY is? Pink couches with paisley designs, a 40 oz beer in what appears to be a Disney foamy to keep it cold, socks with sandals, baseball cap to cover baldness, a computer from the late 80's and a pin in the pocket on a friggen polo shirt?

Lord help me..........

[terry57]

Why do they have arm chairs in the toilet? I am assuming the toilets are shared as there are 2 rolls of toilet paper on the tables. Are these some new fangled Japanese type toilets made to look like arm chairs?

Foking hell. I've been wondering what the fok you been talking about DD.

I imagine you been taking the piss but that picture ain't taken at Mikes place thank fok.

Some muppet posted it last week but it does give a fair representation of some fine English gentleman living in Issan.

Socks and sandles.

[Extreme Gape Lover]

Holy fuk Mike, welcome to Teakdoor my friend.

Don't take too much notice of these bastards as there all friggin nuts especially that Marmite and Dirty Dog character.

Poms mate, just not up to the standard of you quality Scotsman.

All the best to Pan.

Are Scotsman not Poms Aswell?

[terry57]

^

Who really gives a fuk mate as long as there over there and not over here.

[Begbie]

Are Scotsman not Poms Aswell?

No, are you joking or actually a retard? Serious question.

[Marmite the Dog]

Are Scotsman not Poms Aswell?

Yes, they are. 100%.

[dirtydog]

are you joking or actually a retard

Sadly they allowed Scots to become Brits

[Norton]

Two guys in hypnotic trance. Staring at or pondering something. TV on the wall. Can't be watching that. What's up?

Thinking of how to approach their wives to get enough money to buy another beer.
or
Already asked and wives told them "mi me. Share the one you have".
or
Thinking, "so this is the "golden years" us bastards worked for all our lives".
or
???

[Chairman Mao]

Two guys in hypnotic trance. Staring at or pondering something. TV on the wall. Can't be watching that. What's up?

Thinking of how to approach their wives to get enough money to buy another beer.
or
Already asked and wives told them "mi me. Share the one you have".
or
Thinking, "so this is the "golden years" us bastards worked for all our lives".
or
???

Can we close the window and turn on the aircon? It's 115 degrees.
Not until 8am, we're making budget cuts. Have another beer, that'll cool you down.
Okay, it sure is paradise up here.

[Stumpy]

Two guys in hypnotic trance. Staring at or pondering something. TV on the wall. Can't be watching that. What's up?

Thinking of how to approach their wives to get enough money to buy another beer.
or
Already asked and wives told them "mi me. Share the one you have".
or
Thinking, "so this is the "golden years" us bastards worked for all our lives".
or
???

Can we close the window and turn on the aircon? It's 115 degrees.
Not until 8am, we're making budget cuts. Have another beer, that'll cool you down.
Okay, it sure is paradise up here.

Or " Hey was that you or was it me who farted?" One replies without looking "It must be you, my shorts aren't damp"

Or "Man bud, we did it, we are here and livin it BIG TIME"

Or they are both watching the gal on the Honda click ride by wishing they could ride again

or They are waiting for their lil missus to bring them a straw to share the beer as they are on a budget.

[spikebs4]

1..what time yer-mans coming with the yabba ..2..where the fk did we go wrong .. 3 o.a.p.home .. dont think me meds have kicked in yet ...

[Extreme Gape Lover]

Are Scotsman not Poms Aswell?

No, are you joking or actually a retard? Serious question.

Are you a Brit or a Pom? Serious question.

[Stumpy]

Are Scotsman not Poms Aswell?

No, are you joking or actually a retard? Serious question.

Are you a Brit or a Pom? Serious question.

^Don't ruin it man....We are working on what these 2 guys are doing or thinking. It does not matter Brit, Scot or whatever.... Just let it go...Just let it go...

[welshtaffia]

[QUOTE=superman;1824706]

Pair of party animals say no more..