I have lived here for almost 10 years, I regularly get attacked by mozzies, they usually leave a huge bump on the face or legs that itches and requires hours of scratching to relieve the irritation.
Funnily enough, in ten years I have never had a single bite on my cock!
I was discussing this strange phenomena with the missus and she agreed - a good few bites on the cock would make it swell for hours and imagine the fun trying to get rid of the irritation - maybe I need to get a jar full of them or collect some stinging nettles!
Speaking of Severe Irritations - has anyone suffered from "John Prescott Psoriasis" or Angela Merkel Downs syndrome?