FUCK!!

CODE RED, CODE RED..

THIS IS A FUCKING EMERGENCY!

I've, with complete lack of fore-thought buggered off from the dimensions of my pararellel being, run out of fucking ciggrarettes..

But alas, nil desparandum, as people used to say fucking ages ago in some fucked up civilisation that would see you eating satchels full of mud as an evening apetizer..

We have options..

Could you just remind me of what in the name of a tobacconists todger what they are please?

Yours etc etc

Slap

ps..don't waste my fucking time..