Thread: Have You Ever Been Sexually Aroused By a Motor Vehicle?

No . .

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Not even this one ?

Maybe.





































Ok, yes.

Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife

Or this one..?

That is ^ a good one. Car porn.
Salleen S7 ...

This one is for you, Socal

C5 Z06 has a nice back end

Originally Posted by socal

sexually aroused is the wrong word but some cars do make my hair stand up.

What is that fukin monstrosity... I'd rather have a run round the block with Emma!

Now, I've added a few proper cars for you to gaze at. &, I hate to think what your Jamaican Beyonce looked like if you think this pile of shite above is attractive...

& here's me favourite car, and an updated version coming soon:

& a few more pics in case you liked the DB4 GT zagato:

Originally Posted by socal

Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife

Or this one..?

That is ^ a good one. Car porn.
Salleen S7 ...

Yeah it was great being around the CCGT when they were building and testing,
I've got a lot of pictures of it in various stages of build.

The Saleen S7 is a fantastic car with an established race pedigree,
which puts Saleen in the elite league of sportscar manufacturers.

Another gorgeous US supercar, the Mosler MT900.

Originally Posted by Norton

Lusted over the Hudson.

Oh to be the Hudson filler cap!

So these cars that people are posting pictures of have actually caused them to be sexually aroused?

What about you Noodles?

Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife

What about you Noodles?

No. I can honestly say that I have never been sexually aroused by anything other than a female.

This is what inspired this thread.


Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.


Edward Smith with one of his former partners Photo: SWNS

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.
"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.
"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.
"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."
He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."
Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.
But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.
As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.
Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.
But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.
His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.
Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California
Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.
"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.
"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.
"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."
He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.
"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.
"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”
Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.

https://teakdoor.com/world-news/91557...x-1-000-a.html (Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars)

Originally Posted by English Noodles

Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife

What about you Noodles?

No. I can honestly say that I have never been sexually aroused by anything other than a female badgers arse.

Well getting aroused by a car might be a bit strong, you started the poll after that story about the car bender shagging the Beetle.. but cars are aesthecially pleasing and can be described as beautiful. gorgeous etc... and seeing a thing of beauty is enough to give you that giddy feeling.. that lust.

So..? Never..?

Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife

cars are aesthecially pleasing and can be described as beautiful. gorgeous etc... and seeing a thing of beauty is enough to give you that giddy feeling.. that lust.

I agree completely, Rob. However I don't think that slightly giddy feeling is of a sexual nature. Not in my personal experience anyway, though everyone is different to one degree or another, hence this thread.

Originally Posted by English Noodles

So these cars that people are posting pictures of have actually caused them to be sexually aroused?

Too right!. They're high maintenance though and so a little bit out of my league.
I prefer the kerb crawling taxis.....get in, have my ride and then pay.

But I would never marry one coz I don't know how many times they've been around the block.

Try spending the night in a tent at Le Mans on a hot June evening. The smell of petrol, the sound of howling exhaust, the affect of the Beaujolais, the flashing lights; along with the caress of a lady.

One of the ten things to do before you die.

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Originally Posted by socal

sexually aroused is the wrong word but some cars do make my hair stand up.

What is that fukin monstrosity... I'd rather have a run round the block with Emma!

Now, I've added a few proper cars for you to gaze at. &, I hate to think what your Jamaican Beyonce looked like if you think this pile of shite above is attractive...

do you have shitty taste and BTW, That ^ looks allot like an older Corvette yet you say the newer Corvette looks like shit when it is based on the same body lines. Your old Ferrari even has head lights that look like the new Vette lights !

You dick head.

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What is that fukin monstrosity... I'd rather have a run round the block with Emma!

Now, I've added a few proper cars for you to gaze at. &, I hate to think what your Jamaican Beyonce looked like if you think this pile of shite above is attractive...

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anyone who insults a C5 Z06 has issues. How can you say this is an ugly car ?

I'd bar up over one of these.