The Most Endearing Thing About Your Present Partner

**Marmite the Dog** · 03-12-2006, 07:11 PM

Not telling!

**Little Chuchok** · 03-12-2006, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by Gazza

I like it when she thinks she's helping me get in touch with my infeminate side by telling me "Now I have mens, but if you want I can let you have lady-man sex with me".

almost spat my beer out at that one...

**Agent_Smith** · 03-12-2006, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

The thing that fills my heart about my girlfriend is she don't mind if I nip off for a short time, now that is true love

My ex offered me the same opportunity, said I could have short times if I really wanted just don't tell her (?). Well, I thought it was some sort of test and I didn't take the bait. Said "I don't need sex from strangers--I love you!" She just shrugged, but later told me that if I had answered in the affirmative then I woulda been toast.

**dirtydog** · 03-12-2006, 08:50 PM

Squeak squeak agent smith, suppose there aint no point in asking if your a man or a mouse.....

**Agent_Smith** · 03-12-2006, 08:59 PM

Yeah, I guess being faithful makes me a mouse. One of my bad traits I suppose.

**dirtydog** · 03-12-2006, 09:04 PM

Agent Smith, look at it this way, every time you go out your wife thinks you have a short time, so you might aswell.

**stroller** · 03-12-2006, 09:08 PM

I had this bad habit when I was young.
Thailand is the ideal place to lose it...

**slimboyfat** · 03-12-2006, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by stroller

I had this bad habit when I was young.
Thailand is the ideal place to lose it...

i have this bad habit of picking my nose in public.

visiting thailand made it worse

**Agent_Smith** · 03-12-2006, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Agent Smith, look at it this way, every time you go out your wife thinks you have a short time, so you might aswell.

That leads to stabbings and furtive runs to the border.

https://teakdoor.com/members-only/878...ring-thai.html (Jomtien - Irishman caught and charged with murdering a Thai woman)

**dirtydog** · 03-12-2006, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by Gazza

"Now I have mens, but if you want I can let you have lady-man sex with me".

I hope you obliged the poor young sex starved lady

**MeMock** · 04-12-2006, 06:14 AM

Such a wonderful Ttread seems to have gone off topic.

Hi Klongy, glad that you liked my piccy!

I have never been married before and apart from 1 long term girlfriend have never really been involved with anyone else so can't really compare. Well the girl I was in a relationship is now a member of AA and has spent time in a mental hospital and my wife is yet to do that so I guess that is a bonus!

Nah seriously, what is most endearing about my wife? Mmmmm there are lots of things, probebly the best is they way she ajusted so quickly to being a mother. Before ours was born she had never had anything to do with them, had never changed a nappy, held a baby etc etc, I on the other hand have been doing it all my life and she was really worried that she was going to be a bad mother! Ha, like a duck to water she was and it is lovely to see!

There are so many other things, great work ethic, a soft heart but at the same time does not suffer fools at all etc etc not to mention that she puts up with me every single day but the mother thing that I first mentioned is what stands out the most.

**ceburat** · 04-12-2006, 07:58 AM

Many of you people here may think that I am crazy or hen pecked - so be it if you do. However, I think the greatest woman a man can have for a wife is a christian woman. A real christian, one who serves God even before she serves you. Never lies, cheats, steals and always looks out for your best interest. As for children--they are the greatest thing on this earth and my choice/type of wife, IMO, would make the best mother for them.

**klongmaster** · 04-12-2006, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by ceburat

Never lies, cheats, steals and always looks out for your best interest

have you ever thought that one does not to be Christanything to have these traits...

these don't come from religion...they come from the inner self...

**Lily** · 04-12-2006, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by klongmaster

have you ever thought that one does not to be Christanything to have these traits... these don't come from religion...they come from the inner self...

You took the words right out of my mouth!

And ask any women brought up by catholic mothers of my generation whether they had the best mothers.

Not!

**ChiangMai noon** · 04-12-2006, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by Lily

And ask any women brought up by catholic mothers of my generation whether they had the best mothers.

I agree.
taking kids to church on Sunday when they should be taken to Toys are us and Mcdonalds.
fukking reprehensible behaviour.

Why are christians so bloody pious.

**dirtydog** · 04-12-2006, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by MeMock

does not suffer fools at all

Originally Posted by MeMock

but she puts up with me every single day

thats true love

**MeMock** · 04-12-2006, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by Lily

Originally Posted by klongmaster

have you ever thought that one does not to be Christanything to have these traits... these don't come from religion...they come from the inner self...

You took the words right out of my mouth!

And ask any women brought up by catholic mothers of my generation whether they had the best mothers.

Not!

catholics are not Christians

**Lily** · 04-12-2006, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by MeMock

catholics are not Christians

That is not a very Christian thing to say Meemers.

**DrAndy** · 04-12-2006, 01:48 PM

yes, he should have said "Catholics are not christians"

**MeMock** · 04-12-2006, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by Lily

Originally Posted by MeMock

catholics are not Christians

That is not a very Christian thing to say Meemers.

Yeah but I'm catholic

just kidding.

**Gazza** · 04-12-2006, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Originally Posted by Gazza

"Now I have mens, but if you want I can let you have lady-man sex with me".

I hope you obliged the poor young sex starved lady

I 'oblige' my poor young sex starved gf 3 times weekly, but I was talking about my 47 y/o wife who has made herself fatter over the years so that there's more of her for me to love. Bless her little cotton flip flops.

**klongmaster** · 04-12-2006, 05:07 PM

but lets not let these religious wankers take my thread off topic...

been some thoughful replies already...keep em comin guys and guyesses...

**Little Chuchok** · 04-12-2006, 07:03 PM

Her indoors can smell grog on my breath from about 50 yards...she can also tell if i've had 3 beers by the way my voice sounds.

**Anonymous Coward** · 04-12-2006, 07:32 PM

She never yells at me, never criticizes me and is always upbeat and positive. After enduring 25 years with a foul tempered, mean, depressive Chamorro woman living with Ms. AC is like resurrection, nirvana and parole all combined into one.

I'm the luckiest bastard alive.

**kingwilly** · 04-12-2006, 09:10 PM

she can ask me a question and every time knows the answer anyway...

eg: have u been drinkin ?

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