I like it when my wife lets rip with a smelly one and always warns me with a 'doot men'.

I liked the times when I was carrying one of my sleeping toddlers up and over a footbridge in the blistering heat with sweat pouring down my face and being constantly informed every 2 mins about the current weather conditions being 'Rawn!', as she walks non-chalantly behind me empty-handed.

I like it when I'm horny and she wants to sleep and she tells me she wants me to do it 'quickly'. It's always nice to get feed back from a bed partner as to the speed of one's thrusting that brings the most pleasure.

I like the way she cuddles up to me and sweetly says "Darling, if you have a mia noi you can tell me, no problem". Awww..ain't that nice? If I ever get a mia noi she'll certainly be the first to hear the good news.

I like the lapses of her memory retention abilities like when I tell her to make my breakfast with anything but eggs, because I've been eating eggs with every meal for the past 3 days. Only to be presented ten minutes later with an omelette over rice.
Or telling her to ask my daughter what colour she likes, red or blue because I want to suprise her with a bicycle for her birthday. Only to be told that "she wants a red bicycle for her birthday".

I like it when she thinks she's helping me get in touch with my infeminate side by telling me "Now I have mens, but if you want I can let you have lady-man sex with me".

I liked presenting her one time with a bottle of Channel No5 only to have the sexiest smelling house in her village because she splashed it around everywhere thinking it was a mosquito repellant.