Thread: How often do you shag your missus?

Next time I might try something different when she says something about be allowed to have a mia noi.

Face lights up and tell her thank you, give her a kiss, shower and head out to find one

Originally Posted by The Muffinman

Mine's put on about 10 kgs since we met 4 years ago so I only shag her when she makes the first move.

Think I might trade her in soon.

I often warn my missus that i may have to trade her in and buy another one, a newr version.

Originally Posted by Rigger

Next time I might try something different when she says something about be allowed to have a mia noi.

Face lights up and tell her thank you, give her a kiss, shower and head out to find one

It's coming home that'll prove to be 'fun.'

They usually find one for you. Just bide your time in the selection process.
If she really loves you, she'll bring home a really sweet thing who will take very good care of you.

So I've heard!
555!

Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

I seldom shag my wife. She is pretty fed up about my slothfullness.

Yesterday she said "Why don't you have sex with other ladies to try to get back your energy"

My first reaction was 'Wahey ! Thanks!'......but then I thought, "Hey I need to be careful here', so I quickly backpedalled....."Hmmm, I'm not sure thats such a great idea. I don't really think its the answer and I don't especially want to. I hope you're not trying to set a precedent so you can do likewise"

(her answer was 'no' to the last point)

So what do you guys think? Was it a trick question?

Truth be told, this is me, I am a morning man only, too much grog makes sure of that. Maybe i need Viagra, like i saw on another thread but were too shy to reply to.

There is this old man in the village who keeps 3 young wives very happy...
I have secured his recipe and the stuff is maturing right now like a good scotch.
Takes 2 months before it's ready for consumption...
He is 100+ yrs old.
Hard as calculus (for some) they say...

I had to send mine back to the mail order company.

Soon as I blew her up she kept going down on me.

I used to run a company selling imported blow up dolls.

I always used to try out a few of the new models, wrap em back up again and sell em.

Many of the punters used to return them though and I would ask them whats up not realistic enough?

oh no they'd say, if anything they were to realistic, that realistic they'd all got a dose of em