Thread: How often do you shag your missus?

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Every six to eight weeks. Distance is a bitch.

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by brettandlek

2 times per week, but as she is preg, going down to 1, but i can live with that.

why does it make any difference? you can keep it up until the very end, as long as she is comfortable, as many times as you like

I have gone off it really, i dont like what pregnancy does to them.

maybe you won't like what childbirth does either!

then what?

once the painters have finished, its game on, bedroom olympics most nights, and a possible quicky in the mornings

bit difficult from here though

Originally Posted by sunsetter

once the painters have finished, its game on, bedroom olympics most nights, and a possible quicky in the mornings

bit difficult from here though

I wouldn't let a painter touch Ms Bangyai . An electrician might make a useful friend though.

Originally Posted by brettandlek

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by brettandlek

2 times per week, but as she is preg, going down to 1, but i can live with that.

why does it make any difference? you can keep it up until the very end, as long as she is comfortable, as many times as you like

I have gone off it really, i dont like what pregnancy does to them.

I had misgivings myself, but the chance of a shag is too hard to turn down. it makes them feel needed too i suppose and if you're firing from behind (so to speak) then there's no chance of tasting the milk!!

anyway, don't worry, it is not the number of times but the quality

oh, that's not good either.....

Originally Posted by DrAndy

maybe you won't like what childbirth does either!

then what?

I saw what it did to my Ex after three of them, so i know what i am in for.

Originally Posted by alwarner

Originally Posted by brettandlek

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by brettandlek

2 times per week, but as she is preg, going down to 1, but i can live with that.

why does it make any difference? you can keep it up until the very end, as long as she is comfortable, as many times as you like

I have gone off it really, i dont like what pregnancy does to them.

I had misgivings myself, but the chance of a shag is too hard to turn down. it makes them feel needed too i suppose and if you're firing from behind (so to speak) then there's no chance of tasting the milk!!

No milk tasting for me, yuk

Originally Posted by DrAndy

maybe you won't like what childbirth does either!

then what?

A string of cheap slappers masquerading as mia nois until his missus finds out and cuts his dick off.

I don't anymore someone else has taken that job.

This should have had a poll attached to it. I am in the group 'rarely' Getting old I guess. My sex life died somewhere around the day we got married. Maybe I need some extra-martial sex as for many eating out all the time makes a person want a home cooked meal much more. My wife has a decent body for her age but I just don't take much interest in her. It's all on my part. It could have to do with too much running around in my early Thai life and my on-and-off obsession with porn since I was about 12. Anyways, add me to the I'd-rather-shag-the-maid category.

^ Get off your butt and do something about it Hampsha, relight the fire and leave the porn alone.

Originally Posted by Hampsha

My sex life died somewhere around the day we got married

Originally Posted by Hampsha

Maybe I need some extra-martial sex

Originally Posted by Hampsha

My wife has a decent body for her age but I just don't take much interest in her

Originally Posted by Hampsha

It's all on my part

Originally Posted by Hampsha

my on-and-off obsession with porn since I was about 12

Originally Posted by Hampsha

Anyways, add me to the I'd-rather-shag-the-maid category.

Maybe the spark has fizzled out, time to move on or do something about it.

I wasted 20 years of my life with the same kind of sentiments and doing it for the kids. Life is too short bro

Originally Posted by Sir Wilson

Originally Posted by DrAndy

maybe you won't like what childbirth does either!

then what?

A string of cheap slappers masquerading as mia nois until his missus finds out and cuts his dick off.

And I can back that 100% that would be on the cards if i got done.

whoosh

Originally Posted by Hampsha

Maybe I need some extra-martial sex

Originally Posted by Hampsha

add me to the I'd-rather-shag-the-maid category.

the maid is a martial arts expert....?

once at night and a bit in the morning every now and then..and sometimes when she bends over while i,m watching the footy

Originally Posted by brettandlek

No milk tasting for me, yuk

Same same, no difference.

I'm shuddering at the thought of it.

Originally Posted by alwarner

Originally Posted by brettandlek

No milk tasting for me, yuk

Same same, no difference.

I'm shuddering at the thought of it.

You have one on the way too?
Oh scary it is.
Only difference this time.
Last three with an Aussie.
This first time with a Thai.
And I know you will ask where from, Korat, coz they all different.
The kind who worked on the farm picking rice at 6 years (as they do)

Originally Posted by brettandlek

Originally Posted by alwarner

Originally Posted by brettandlek

No milk tasting for me, yuk

Same same, no difference.

I'm shuddering at the thought of it.

You have one on the way too?
Oh scary it is.
Only difference this time.
Last three with an Aussie.
This first time with a Thai.
And I know you will ask where from, Korat, coz they all different.
The kind who worked on the farm picking rice at 6 years (as they do)

Mine was born nearly 7 years ago, and the thought of trying the milk still fills me with fear.

Met my Mrs. in Samui but she's from Korat. That'll tell you what you thought I might ask. :-) Cashier obviously (ahem!).

I shag my missus most of the time.

Maybe the spark has fizzled out, time to move on or do something about it.

I wasted 20 years of my life with the same kind of sentiments and doing it for the kids. Life is too short bro

Assorted Thoughts:

Marriage is not all about sex anyways.

Some guys are happy with one set of tits and an ass to look at all their lives while others prefer to see change constantly. The world is just in denial of this fact that's why there are so many failed marriages and infidelity. Infidelity is a religious word.

Nothing lasts forever even free-for-all whoring

I'm still inconclusive about the benefits of porn.

Originally Posted by Bangyai

I wouldn't let a painter touch Ms Bangyai . An electrician might make a useful friend though.

Cue, Butters.