Thread: The dating scene in England...is there something I'm missing here?

DJ.
It's the same in the UK as Thailand.
The pricing structure differs though.
Every woman has her price.

You need to make a video pat, this guy has the idea.
Attention UJ Ladies - This Guy Is Single

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I've met you a few times Butterfly and, no disrespect, but you're about as sophisticated as a whoopee cushion.

Is Butterfly a French Chav then???

Originally Posted by buriramboy

Is Butterfly a French Chav then???

well, according to Scampy, I am

Originally Posted by buriramboy

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I've met you a few times Butterfly and, no disrespect, but you're about as sophisticated as a whoopee cushion.

Is Butterfly a French Chav then???

Apparently the French term 'beauf' would be an apt description. Though butterfly could probably be described as 'nouveau beauf'.

a "beauf" is quite different from a "chav"

the "beauf" are usually from provincial France, or lower social status, they are more rural than urban actually

the chav is more urban than rural

that said, Scampy is right in saying I am not sophisticated or snoby if that's what he meant

Originally Posted by Butterfly

a "beauf" is quite different from a "chav" the "beauf" are usually from provincial France, or lower social status

I'm well aware what a beauf is, I think you are a fine example.

me a "beauf" ? I have been called many things, but that one is a first

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

In some cases, I am made to feel like a leper, useless, inept

That's what you actually are if you have no money.
Women fuck only for money (although disguised as gifts, dinners etc.), nothing else.

Originally Posted by Koojo

and French women are, 'ow you say?

Hairy?

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Many of my proven chosen words have raised one or two eyebrows or made one or two girls shy away.

Are you a three holer?

I fuck my cousin, do you want to watch?

I have a big dick, all of 10 centimetres

I am a failed DJ, and half Thai

Cornwall, isn't that where the incest rate is highest?

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Cornwall, isn't that where the incest rate is highest?

I was doing incest long before I got to Cornwall.

Speed dating Pat, funniest shit I ever did...

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

In just over two years back in England I have been out and about..pubs, clubs, singles nights, salsa nights, basically in a position to chat up girls to go on dates, or just have 'gigs'. But, my silver tongue seems to have a rather different effect over here.

Many of my proven chosen words have raised one or two eyebrows or made one or two girls shy away. What am I doing wrong? Uglier guys are getting chicks with lesser conversation pieces (I have overheard a few). In some cases, I am made to feel like a leper, useless, inept. Going home alone can be hard on the ego when you've set out to get otherwise.

Don't get me wrong, I have been successful at times, and I'll admit that if it was Thailand I wouldn't have touched those girls in a million years. They weren't pig ugly, but neither were they oil painting material.

I'm sure you're veritable sex pest when it comes to shoving a podgy shaz, debbie, or trace into the back of a ford cortina for a bit of surf and turf.
"Can I bum yer?" isn't a great line.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Being out of practise on the UK dating scene is obviously a factor. Society here deems the male species useless and inferior, and media influence / imagery is not as conservative as it is back in Thailand. Girls give out numbers to send you flirty texts with no intention of meeting up with you, the exchange of emails leads to suggestive, flirtatious chat online, but that's as far as it goes. I was looked on as wierd for trying to instigate a meeting, in person, 'live', so to speak.

I've obviously missed out on a few new social habits in my time away.

After so many years of Australian soaps and boybands, British women seem to be being conditioned to prefer various forms of effeminate men: ranging from the "dangerous" mincing of a Russel Brand/Pete Doherty; to the turdburgling vanity of a Peter Andre/David Beckham; to the pseudointellectual smarm of a George Clooney/Johnny Depp type.
Whatever you might try in Thailand, make it gayer and more babbly and vacuous (if it's possible).

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Have I just had it too easy in almost seven years of living in Thailand?

Is that a rhetorical question?

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

western women have become too demanding, overweight, and whatever else 'girl power' created,

I reckon the proportion of single fag hags and even those who opt for a Buppy (brown upwardly mobile whatever) has grown.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I get a far far better response from foreign ( I hate that word ) girls, that's true. Plenty of east European, Chinese, Indian, a few Thai, Filipino.

Yeah, because whether they admit to it or not, foreigners find mixing with the natives either more interesting (hence why they are there in the first place); or, more subliminally, as a way of generating offspring with whiter skin [travel about to the lands of tinted folk, and you see that all their stars and icons are basically european or europeanised versions of their own ethnic group].

I reckon you have a choice... you go for younger women around student age, in which case you have to find a way of being more exciting and having more practical resources... flashy car, decent pad, clothes, well groomed, and always seem like you're busy and in demand ...as a DJ perhaps... so lie, basically, and leave some hints like stub ends of flights to exotic and exciting sounding places; talking pieces in your "sex pit"...if you ever get as far as showing your etchings... and have some kind of narrative... project that they might get drawn into... something for them to blabber to their mates... as all such vapid bint are interested in is elevating their social status.
...Or go for the very late 20s early 30s ones, who've had failed relationships, and are facing a decade or more of a fag-haggery with no white wedding, Nigella fondue making, or three-piece suite selecting, and pretend to build a "meaningful relationship" with them, that involves conversation and shit like that, before you get your end away... but the same principles apply... subtly impress and draw them into a project in your exciting world, and coax them in with the prospect of status elevation to blabber about to their mates.
That's how western women seem to work... hardly worth the effort... the flabby, demanding, bossy, cliquey, yapping, fart-bags... The "Girl Friday" option is much less stressful, as long as you put your beans in a row and keep on top of the important aspects (i.e. money, and legal jazz).
Choose your target; choose your character, and save up a decent portion for a nice bit of celebratory bukkake... because you're worth it .

I generally give Aussie women a wide berth as I find them a little bit scary. You need to get to a source of Asian women pat. Maybe open a TEFL school in Cornwall and adevrtise 1 week/long weekend intensive courses on a London website with photos of windy freezing English beach and bogus classroom. Meet them off the bus and get a few drinks in them so the reality of your dingy bedsit does not shock them too much.

There was a bloke in Brissy doing TEFL tutoring and drugging the Asian women with rohypnol - got caught last week. Based on evidence uncovered during search police suspect he has shagged hundreds of girls who are too embarrassed to say anything. Don't know if you want to go that far, depends on the degree of desperation.

Originally Posted by CaptainNemo

I reckon you have a choice... you go for younger women around student age, in which case you have to find a way of being more exciting and having more practical resources... flashy car, decent pad, clothes, well groomed, and always seem like you're busy and in demand ...as a DJ perhaps... so lie, basically, and leave some hints like stub ends of flights to exotic and exciting sounding places; talking pieces in your "sex pit"...if you ever get as far as showing your etchings... and have some kind of narrative... project that they might get drawn into... something for them to blabber to their mates... as all such vapid bint are interested in is elevating their social status.

...Or go for the very late 20s early 30s ones, who've had failed relationships, and are facing a decade or more of a fag-haggery with no white wedding, Nigella fondue making, or three-piece suite selecting, and pretend to build a "meaningful relationship" with them, that involves conversation and shit like that, before you get your end away... but the same principles apply... subtly impress and draw them into a project in your exciting world, and coax them in with the prospect of status elevation to blabber about to their mates.

That's how western women seem to work... hardly worth the effort... the flabby, demanding, bossy, cliquey, yapping, fart-bags... The "Girl Friday" option is much less stressful, as long as you put your beans in a row and keep on top of the important aspects (i.e. money, and legal jazz).

Choose your target; choose your character, and save up a decent portion for a nice bit of celebratory bukkake... because you're worth it .

A thousand thanks for that

Originally Posted by Looper

I generally give Aussie women a wide berth as I find them a little bit scary. You need to get to a source of Asian women pat. Maybe open a TEFL school in Cornwall and adevrtise 1 week/long weekend intensive courses on a London website with photos of windy freezing English beach and bogus classroom. Meet them off the bus and get a few drinks in them so the reality of your dingy bedsit does not shock them too much.

There was a bloke in Brissy doing TEFL tutoring and drugging the Asian women with rohypnol - got caught last week. Based on evidence uncovered during search police suspect he has shagged hundreds of girls who are too embarrassed to say anything. Don't know if you want to go that far, depends on the degree of desperation.

Will you be a witness in court for me if it does get out of hand? You can say how you egged me on, in a non aggressive way.

Originally Posted by FarangRuuMak

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

In some cases, I am made to feel like a leper, useless, inept

That's what you actually are if you have no money.
Women fuck only for money (although disguised as gifts, dinners etc.), nothing else.

They know every guy want to fuck them so they find the highest bid. And the better they look, the less of a hurry they are in.

I don't necessarily blame them.

Originally Posted by Looper

I generally give Aussie women a wide berth as I find them a little bit scary. You need to get to a source of Asian women pat. Maybe open a TEFL school in Cornwall and adevrtise 1 week/long weekend intensive courses on a London website with photos of windy freezing English beach and bogus classroom. Meet them off the bus and get a few drinks in them so the reality of your dingy bedsit does not shock them too much.

There was a bloke in Brissy doing TEFL tutoring and drugging the Asian women with rohypnol - got caught last week. Based on evidence uncovered during search police suspect he has shagged hundreds of girls who are too embarrassed to say anything. Don't know if you want to go that far, depends on the degree of desperation.

The man behind Every Woman is a Cheating Whorealso says then Aussy women are the worst. Hmmm. His thoughts below.

It may also surprise you that American women are not the most self-obsessed prostitutes on the face of the Earth. That’s an honor that could only go to Australian women.

Why not take a trip to Australia? A land where women’s noses are bigger than kangaroos, their laughs are as nasal as a dentist’s drill, and their opinions are twice as loud as they are stupid. Also, they’re the worst in bed.
Australian women are so bad in bed, they don’t even know when sex is happening. The rape statistics down there are completely fucked.

Originally Posted by socal

The rape statistics down there are completely fucked.

classic Socal

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by socal

The rape statistics down there are completely fucked.

classic Socal

That was the exact words of Dick Masterson. You can see it on his site.

Pat, you have to remember that girls in Thailand find you just as repellent as the ones in Cornwall obviously do. The difference being of course is that the Cornish females can financially afford to follow their true feelings and reject you. The girls in Thailand out of sheer financial necessity cannot.
The way around the problem is too find some Cornish hookers and pay them to tell you what a great guy you are, laugh at your inane jokes and ultimately grit their teeth and shag you.

Originally Posted by Scottish Gary

pay them to tell you what a great guy you are, laugh at your inane jokes and ultimately grit their teeth

yes, the old teeth gritting is the best

Blame it on genetics, you're of mixed Asian and Northern European ancestry, so you have low testosterone levels to begin with, on top of that you drink like a fish, alcohol lowers testosterone levels, so you're basically a chick. Me and my Indonesian friend of Chinese ancestry were having a discussion about kids the other day, and the topic of mixed race kids came up, and we came to the belief that half Asian half Northern European kids are so wimpy and spoiled because you're mixing the two people with the lowest testosterone levels. Women like manly men, someone who can protect them, and you can't, neither physically or financially.