Thread: Americans are Idle. (Serious I).

So inspired am i by the bootiful sound of some burgernosher warbling on his fat tonsils, thought i'd put pen to pepper.
Rarely in the mystery of shit tele shows has owt got me as worked up as some fake voiced celebrity wannabee vocally shitting themselves as much as this utter fucking bollocks.
Apparently, the idea was English, but that alone doesn't make it brilliant.
Get some deluded mental canutes as judges, and get a whole section of a nation of no hopers ready to bare their arseholes for a shot at instant fame.
A recipe for the viewing masses to get fatter on, as they dream of their shot at instant cash reward.
No wonder then that the orange men give a winning lottery ticket number and a blessing for the price of a meal a day for the rest of some givers life.

Try switching the telly off.

Or simply change the channel to an intellectually stimulating Thai soap opera.

^ and ^^.
I've got the missus and the cat with first and second pick on the lemote control.
I tried sleeping, but was rudely awoken by Jabba the fuckin Huts sister banging out some terrible terrible rendition of Jack the Rippers all time favorite tune.

Have you ever watched Swiss German channels? I rest my case...

^^You appear to have lost control of your environment.

No, no and no.
Far from having last control, i took an online course in keyboard management.
I pay in instalments, and it's not over yet.

He shot.
He missed.
He must be fuckin pissed,
Warble is as warble up yer bunghole.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

He shot.
He missed.
He must be fuckin pissed,
Warble is as warble up yer bunghole.

Didn't he just...