A tour of the bizarre things in my flat....add yours too

**DJ Pat** · 19-12-2010, 05:34 AM

**daveboy** · 19-12-2010, 05:49 AM

Are you gay Pat ?

**DJ Pat** · 19-12-2010, 06:13 AM

^^What's so gay about that ?

**daveboy** · 19-12-2010, 06:23 AM

Nothing but the cuddly toys & Audrey Hepburn pics are a bit suspect.

**jizzybloke** · 19-12-2010, 06:28 AM

FFS Pat will you learn how many of these ^ to use when replying!?

**hopskimoet** · 19-12-2010, 06:29 AM

Who took the picture? And yes, a grown man owning cuddly toys is very fucking suspect.

**misskit** · 19-12-2010, 06:29 AM

Audrey Hepburn pics make my gaydar alarm go off.

**hopskimoet** · 19-12-2010, 06:31 AM

So, when are you taking him shopping?

**jizzybloke** · 19-12-2010, 06:31 AM

Socal will be wanking over that picture, does that thought arouse you Pat?

**hopskimoet** · 19-12-2010, 06:32 AM

And why is the arse crack pixified?

**hopskimoet** · 19-12-2010, 06:33 AM

Originally Posted by hopskimoet

And why is the arse crack pixified?

Must be the anal warts.

**dirtydog** · 19-12-2010, 06:41 AM

Originally Posted by daveboy

Are you gay Pat ?

He likes cats, of course he is.

**hopskimoet** · 19-12-2010, 06:43 AM

Cats are cool. But I wouldn't want to own one unless it was a big game cat.

**blue** · 19-12-2010, 06:53 AM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

looks like the blackmail sketch from monty pythons flying circus
is this how pats funding his stuffed toy collection ?

wish the technology to pixelate terry jones had existed then

**PaulBunyon** · 19-12-2010, 06:58 AM

That's a good idea of what Pat will look like in the future, blue.

**Bower** · 19-12-2010, 07:38 AM

Good one Pat, i like instalation art, its the Turner prize next year for you i feel.

**kmart** · 19-12-2010, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

They are not stuffed animals, ie. by a taxidernist, but just cuddly toys.

Here's my right hand man, chillin' on his bed

That doll has a real purdy mouth.

**DJ Pat** · 19-12-2010, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by jizzybloke

Socal will be wanking over that picture, does that thought arouse you Pat?

Doesn't arouse me, no.

**Bettyboo** · 19-12-2010, 04:26 PM

I feel dirty just be close to that ^ picture...

Originally Posted by misskit

Audrey Hepburn pics make my gaydar alarm go off.

Originally Posted by hopskimoet

So, when are you taking him shopping?

Two good posts there.

**Little Chuchok** · 19-12-2010, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Originally Posted by daveboy

Are you gay Pat ?

He likes cats, of course he is.

This is 100% true.A couple mates of mine at one time were working for HM Customs Dept in NZ.

Now every time they did a raid on a house, and the house was lived in by a poove......the house always had a fat cat.Every fcuking time.

So by that rational, DD must be correct.

**Bettyboo** · 19-12-2010, 05:03 PM

^ I'm glad that my cats are skinny!

**astasinim** · 19-12-2010, 05:52 PM

^^^^

It cant be said that you dont add comedy value to this site Pat.

**nigelandjan** · 19-12-2010, 07:03 PM

Its my own fault ,, shouldnt have viewed these pics so close to me Sunday dinna

**DJ Pat** · 19-12-2010, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

the house always had a fat cat.Every fcuking time.

So by that rational, DD must be correct.

I have a gay mate who has allowed his cat to become a huge fat immovable object, it just lies down in front of the fire. Lonely women tend to do this too. Maybe it's a selfishness thing.

My cat is fit and healthy, and out most of the time on his furry adventures.

**billy the kid** · 19-12-2010, 07:38 PM

home sweet home there pat.
i like the london underground map.
work of art indeed.
must get a big one.

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