Thread: A tour of the bizarre things in my flat....add yours too

They're waiting for the turtle to grow a bit more.

Originally Posted by Dug

Here's another corner.

the brown chair !

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

^ it'd be cruel to the environment rather than the turtle - or is it terapins that cause enviromental disasters??? They are gay! Socal keeps a couple in a jar next to his bed, of that there is no doubt.

Just to be absolutly clear: Turtles are NOT gay. No need to soupify them...

(very average name, by the way)

a man with a womans name < Betty

THAT IS BUTT FUCKING GAY

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Dug, behind the turtles home is a picture of some baldy, is that to keep the turtle scared?

You mean this guy?

lazyboy, paid $100 for it.

Originally Posted by socal

ladyboy, paid $100 for him

Least you have come clean........

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Originally Posted by terry57

As I recall, the Nasa has no bum guns.

You forgot already Pat ?

Wash the pooper shoot with the flexible shower which supplies an endless supply of lovely hot water to wash the arse hole.

[quote=terry57;1638306]

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Originally Posted by terry57

As I recall, the Nasa has no bum guns.

You forgot already Pat ?

Wash the pooper shoot with the flexible shower which supplies an endless supply of lovely hot water to wash the arse hole.

What the hell is this? Krypton Factor?

no central heating Pat? just a nasty electric bar fire!

Originally Posted by socal

ladyboy, paid $100 for it.

Just corrected that for you socal.

Originally Posted by socal

ladyboy, paid $100 for it, and $50 extra when he let me swallow.

Good for you, enjoy.

This has actually turned into a pretty funny thread.

Originally Posted by DrAndy

no central heating Pat? just a nasty electric bar fire!

That's not my flat^^

oh right, my mistake

sorry Pat, I knew you had a better style of living than that

Originally Posted by DrAndy

oh right, my mistake

sorry Pat, I knew you had a better style of living than that

Yeah right.

We are an elite class who live in such style.