Done runners from Bangkok eateries and one hotel

Walked from Holloway to Notting Hill to sell three records for £6 then walked back with my beer money

Drank cheap expired 9% beer that was going really cheap in 1995

Smoked banana skins

Ate pizza from a bin

Slept on a subway train in France, woke up during rush hour

Walked from Sukhumvit along Rama 4 all the way to Chula hospital

Never been homeless though.