Thread: Extreme acts when out of cash, add yours (but stealing doesn't count)

I once got spanked for cash

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I suffer from R.O.S.

Retarded oppourtunists syndrome.

What you suffer from is an inability to take responsibility for your actions. What you ARE is a scutzy thief.


You think doing a runner is a victimless crime? Very often the wait staff have to make up losses from their wages. So you think its a laugh that some waitress probably worked a 12 hour shift for fuck all? Even if it was a restaurant that does not make the wait staff make good the loss - it gets factored into the overheads, which means that the rest of us pay for your thievery.

So what you doing now Pat? Got a job? or still bludging on the dole? You ever going to get tired of looking to other people for hand outs?

The funny thing is, I suppose, that you are one of the few people that make Smeg actually look good in comparison. He may big up a betsit in bournemouth to a cottage in the countryside, but at least he has a part time job.

You on the other hand are a smug little toss pot whose only "skill" is adequately covered by the "shuffle" button on an mp3 player.

Grow the fuck up.

^^
Dj Pat Has A Love Letter

^^Have I just been told off?

Didn't know my father was registered here on TD.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

You on the other hand are a smug little toss pot whose only "skill" is adequately covered by the "shuffle" button on an mp3 player.

You're the type of person who says this then complains when he books a shit DJ for his wedding.

Originally Posted by Sdigit

Second worse was when I slept with an old lady for the same reasons

as long as you only slept!

can you imagine if you had had sex with her? you would be talking about shit for the rest of your life - nasty

Originally Posted by nidhogg

You think doing a runner is a victimless crime? Very often the wait staff have to make up losses from their wages. So you think its a laugh that some waitress probably worked a 12 hour shift for fuck all? Even if it was a restaurant that does not make the wait staff make good the loss - it gets factored into the overheads, which means that the rest of us pay for your thievery.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

^^Have I just been told off? Didn't know my father was registered here on TD.

oh dear, NiggleHag has taken DJPat at face value

Pat, tell him about the time you told that old man stories about how you were just back from Iraq and needed somewhere to sleep and something to eat

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Originally Posted by nidhogg

You on the other hand are a smug little toss pot whose only "skill" is adequately covered by the "shuffle" button on an mp3 player.

You're the type of person who says this then complains when he books a shit DJ for his wedding.

I have been married three times Pat. I can assure you there were no DJs at any of them. Unless they were bussing tables of course.

^^Bet you have a hefty collection of wedding presents

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by Sdigit

Second worse was when I slept with an old lady for the same reasons

as long as you only slept!

can you imagine if you had had sex with her? you would be talking about shit for the rest of your life - nasty

Still baiting the waters with emaciated offerings Doc

i would be arrested if i told you all.
shunned by 80% of society
but brought happiness to many
especially in switzerlund.
no regrets.
too much adenalin and excitement.
frontiers open as if magic is at play.

you called home for cash too then

no blue ,, never sunk to that level.
not yet ,,hopefully never
but you never can tell.

I've never called home for cash. I would be out anyway.

what you reading there Pat ?

Viz annual from 2006, called The Pearl Necklace.

I have never run that short of money but that doesn't stop me from cheaping out.

I close the lid on my toilet to minimize evaporation when I am gone for a long period of time. My water is metered.

mate that is tight

Originally Posted by blue

what you reading there Pat ?

masturbaters anonymous

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Well, it's not taking something and running off with it, is it?

Had a good vomit before you ran off from the eatery, did ya?

When a young sailor went down to the local blood bank and sold a pint of blood. Known in Navy parlance as Vampire Liberty.

Originally Posted by Sdigit

the Mehrwertsteuer (VAT) had closed my bank accounts, siezed all of my possessions and the police were after me too for the rest of the money i'd fucked the VAT for.

you should have hidden your cash in a swiss bank

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I once got spanked for cash

Many girls here in Pattaya do the same.
Buddha bless them

you might consider moving to Hungary , Pat, that's where the spanking money is made Untitled