Thread: Extreme acts when out of cash, add yours (but stealing doesn't count)

Done runners from Bangkok eateries and one hotel

Walked from Holloway to Notting Hill to sell three records for £6 then walked back with my beer money

Drank cheap expired 9% beer that was going really cheap in 1995

Smoked banana skins

Ate pizza from a bin

Slept on a subway train in France, woke up during rush hour

Walked from Sukhumvit along Rama 4 all the way to Chula hospital

Never been homeless though.

No money for honey, so I once had to have a wank.

You've got me there.

^ Bad man...

Now, this one might be alien to DJ Pat, but once upon a time, many years ago (about 20) after partying too much around Australia, I arrived in Sydney and booked into a very cheap guesthouse (9 dollars) cause I knew that my money was running low - went to the atm and had a mere 10 dollars to my name, so you know what I did, I was crazy in those days, I went around the guesthouse noticeboards and found a job, started that day and asked to be paid cash at the end of the day (ended up working for this very nice owner for months)... yep, crazy me, I got a job and paid my way!

Read and learn, Pat...

^^Wow, how the hell did you manage that

sounds good Betty

what if you don't like working?

Originally Posted by DrAndy

what if you don't like working?

As long as you're not British, you can go to England and get handouts... If you're British then best to join the DJ Pat NonVocational School.

I once took cash from someone I'd just met to buy some grass then disappeared.

Pat, have ever been beaten up really badly by someone you've just met?

Extreme acts when out of cash, add yours (but stealing doesn't count)

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Done runners from Bangkok eateries and one hotel

Go on then Pat. Tell us in your own way exactly how "doing a runner" is NOT stealing?

What the hell confession is good for the soul right.

The worst ever was in Germany about 20 somink years ago when the Mehrwertsteuer (VAT) had closed my bank accounts, siezed all of my possessions and the police were after me too for the rest of the money i'd fucked the VAT for.
I had to sleep in the cellar of a hotel I'd broken into, I'd sneak I there each night to escape the minus ten temperature.

Second worse was when I slept with an old lady for the same reasons.
I know, the things you have to do

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Smoked banana skins

Was that at a Prodigy concert about 15 years ago? If yes then it was me who sold them to you. Cheers for a good night!

Keep those ideas coming. I see days ahead were I may be in tough times.

Sold 4 bits of a poster sprayed in hair spray as acid to 4 naive girls when I was about 15. One even claimed she tripped off them!

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And I thought. Was a bit dogey, you twos sound like a right pair of cnuts

Originally Posted by welshtaffia

Originally Posted by CB79

Sold 4 bits of a poster sprayed in hair spray as acid to 4 naive girls when I was about 15. One even claimed she tripped off them!

Was in Glastonbury years ago this scouser was selling acid which are probally like the ones you sold to them young girls as we been ripped of many times in festivals. So we took is word that they were pukka we all bought one and my mate made him sit down and join us and if they didnt work we would beat the shit out of him and if they did work we would buy the fcuking lot ..few joints and a few beers and maybe a few hours later we were all of our fcuking tits .

Keep your hands on your pockets the Scousers are about!!

We were down there the year they erected the new big fences trying to jib our way in and there was a mob of Scousers down there that were relentless. Robbing anyone and anything, selling moody gear and generally being a nuisance.

We got talking to a few of the older lot who warned us away from some of the younger ones as in their words "were off their fucking heads and one of them is carrying".

I could just imagine them packing the night before, sleeping bag - check, bog roll - check, handgun and bullets - check!!

The older ones were good as gold though to be fair.

Originally Posted by CB79

Originally Posted by welshtaffia

Originally Posted by CB79

Sold 4 bits of a poster sprayed in hair spray as acid to 4 naive girls when I was about 15. One even claimed she tripped off them!

Was in Glastonbury years ago this scouser was selling acid which are probally like the ones you sold to them young girls as we been ripped of many times in festivals. So we took is word that they were pukka we all bought one and my mate made him sit down and join us and if they didnt work we would beat the shit out of him and if they did work we would buy the fcuking lot ..few joints and a few beers and maybe a few hours later we were all of our fcuking tits .

Keep your hands on your pockets the Scousers are about!!

We were down there the year they erected the new big fences trying to jib our way in and there was a mob of Scousers down there that were relentless. Robbing anyone and anything, selling moody gear and generally being a nuisance.

We got talking to a few of the older lot who warned us away from some of the younger ones as in their words "were off their fucking heads and one of them is carrying".

I could just imagine them packing the night before, sleeping bag - check, bog roll - check, handgun and bullets - check!!

The older ones were good as gold though to be fair.

It all changed when they put up all the fences and it was never the same..and like you said to many scabby kiniving robbing shell suite wearing scouse cnuts about .bring back the good ole days i say

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Extreme acts when out of cash, add yours (but stealing doesn't count)

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Done runners from Bangkok eateries and one hotel

Go on then Pat. Tell us in your own way exactly how "doing a runner" is NOT stealing?

Well, it's not taking something and running off with it, is it?

I awoke one fine sunny afternoon with an extreme hangover and realised I had no ciggies or cash to purchase some with.....

I gave the missus my atm card and pin number..... beat that !!

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Extreme acts when out of cash, add yours (but stealing doesn't count)

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Done runners from Bangkok eateries and one hotel

Go on then Pat. Tell us in your own way exactly how "doing a runner" is NOT stealing?

Well, it's not taking something and running off with it, is it?

Honestly pat, are you that retarded?

So if I swallowed a diamond ring in a jewellers and ran off ?

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Extreme acts when out of cash, add yours (but stealing doesn't count)

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Done runners from Bangkok eateries and one hotel

Go on then Pat. Tell us in your own way exactly how "doing a runner" is NOT stealing?

Well, it's not taking something and running off with it, is it?

Honestly pat, are you that retarded?

I suffer from R.O.S.

Retarded oppourtunists syndrome.

Made love to me sister and I didnt give her a penny afterwards.. Back of the net !