Thread: Name one thing that your misses does that annoy's you....

Rigger, I know what you mean about shopping rage with one's wife. I hate the following:

Item Selection Rage. This is when my wife is holding a brand of toothpaste in her hand and is weighing up other brands. I can almost see her thinking "If I buy the other brand it'll be cheaper, but if I buy the one next to it I'll get a free toothbrush for a few baht extra. But the brand over there is a few baht even more but I'll get two tubes for an overall cheaper price etc." By this time I just snatch the toothpaste out of her hand and throw it in the trolley. .......but I'll take it out again and replace it with a cheaper one. But then I'll see another brand offering a free toothbrush and think.....

Aisle Rage. It pisses me off when navigating down narrow aisles and some Thai shopper just leaves their trolley smack bang in the middle of the aisle while they check something out or even walk to the next aisle to get something else. Although this does give me a little opportunity to play dodgem cars with the trolleys and try and knock it out of the way with mine. But if the shopper actually turns on their 'spacial awareness sense' and sees me knocking their trolley out the way, it's guaranteed they'll move it a whopping 2 inches to one side even though there'll be 2 foot of free space either side. If it's a female shopper I'll pass her with an almost audible "Khoopkhun Maa...Khap". If it's a guy I'll say fuck all in case he hears me and hits me.

Blimp Rage. This is when I catch a blimp of a nice bit of female ass in another aisle and want to check her out up close to see if her face is as good looking as her ass (?). Usually it's at a time when my wife's still deciding on which brand of cotton buds to buy and asks for my advice. Doing so usually interupts my sexual fantasies involving the recently seen ass and cause me to snatch the buds out of her hand and throw it into the trolley. But then I'll catch sight of some cheaper ones....and so it goes on and on and on...