Name one thing that your misses does that annoy's you....

**Spin** · 25-10-2006, 11:44 PM

My missus orders enough food to feed the whole restaraunt and then eats about 3% of it.

feckin waste of money

I told her a million times to stop it but its almost like a game where she can show off because she has a farang boyfriend who will pay

What does your missus do to get on your tits?

**Camel Toe** · 25-10-2006, 11:52 PM

That's an act of showing she's classy. Poor people don't waste food. Mine masterbates right after I done my best.

**Sir Burr** · 25-10-2006, 11:52 PM

The way the volume of her voice when shes on the telephone, is in direct proportion to the distance that person is away from her.

**Spin** · 26-10-2006, 12:01 AM

Originally Posted by Camel Toe

Mine masterbates right after I done my best.

Sorry mate but thats hilarious!

**Spin** · 26-10-2006, 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

The way the volume of her voice when shes on the telephone, is in direct proportion to the distance that person is away from her.

Yeah like she could just open the window and the other person would hear her clearly?

**Sir Burr** · 26-10-2006, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

The way the volume of her voice when shes on the telephone, is in direct proportion to the distance that person is away from her.

PS.
Usually in the middle of a good documentary, or, movie.

**Dougal** · 26-10-2006, 12:17 AM

Originally Posted by Helicopter

What does your missus do to get on your tits?

My second wife made a completely unreasonable fuss about my marrying someone else.

**LesBonsTemps** · 26-10-2006, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by Helicopter

Originally Posted by Camel Toe

Mine masterbates right after I done my best.

Sorry mate but thats hilarious!

Sometimes one's best just isn't good enough....

(if it bothers you that much, why not forego the effort and just watch?)

**LesBonsTemps** · 26-10-2006, 12:29 AM

Not my woman but rather my man...

When he dawdles at straightening out the legal and financial "stuff" with his Thai ex-wife. Just had ANOTHER conversation about it last night. She's continued on his auto insurance policy for the 8 months we've been married. Time to tell them he divorced her and married me, thank you very much. Now she's pissed because it's another sign that he's not around to handle it all for her anymore.

**man with no head** · 26-10-2006, 12:31 AM

Complaining non-stop about food odors when I'm cooking (as if rotten Issan fish sauce isn't the worst smelling thing in the world).

**Spin** · 26-10-2006, 12:54 AM

Originally Posted by gulfcoast

She's continued on his auto insurance policy for the 8 months we've been married.

I bet thats difficult to tolerate!

**danbo** · 26-10-2006, 03:05 AM

She makes a horrible squeaking noise when she deflates.

**MeMock** · 26-10-2006, 05:56 AM

Originally Posted by Helicopter

My missus orders enough food to feed the whole restaraunt and then eats about 3% of it.

Mine too...except she eats about 99% of it

**mrsquirrel** · 26-10-2006, 06:27 AM

She leaves the fridge opem

She leaves half eaten bananas, apples, cakes, bits of bread in teh bloody fridge

Her phone never stops rining, fair enough it's business and she loves what she does but at least one Sunday in peace would be nice.

**Storekeeper** · 26-10-2006, 06:33 AM

I hate it when I hand her a wad of cabbage and she has to count it like she's some kinda fucking banker.

**MeMock** · 26-10-2006, 06:47 AM

Why would she count cabbage leaves?

**kingwilly** · 26-10-2006, 07:41 AM

Name one thing that your misses does that annoy's you....

only one thing..... ?

**Thetyim** · 26-10-2006, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by MeMock

Why would she count cabbage leaves?

Humour him, MM
A doctor will be along soon

**stroller** · 26-10-2006, 08:36 AM

She's got two wardrobes full of blouses and keeps claiming she's got no clothes to wear.

**ChiangMai noon** · 26-10-2006, 08:40 AM

nothing my little pear drop does annoys me, nothing at all.

**Sir Burr** · 26-10-2006, 08:43 AM

^^^
She told you to say that, didn't she?

**slimboyfat** · 26-10-2006, 08:58 AM

keeps trying to initiiate sex when i am watching something that i find interesting on the tv.

**Spin** · 26-10-2006, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

Name one thing that your misses does that annoy's you....

only one thing..... ?

yeah, I didnt want this to turn into a Thai woman bashing thread.

more an observation of thier idiosyncracies (sp?)

**William** · 26-10-2006, 11:58 AM

I'm somewhat surprised that nobody has said "breath" yet

**Thetyim** · 26-10-2006, 12:04 PM

My wife is perfect and just by co-incidence doesn't breath

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