Name one thing that your misses does that annoy's you....

**mrsquirrel** · 26-10-2006, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by stroller

I've got two wardrobes full of blouses and keep claiming I've got no clothes to wear.

Really?

**Lily** · 26-10-2006, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by stroller

She's got two wardrobes full of blouses and keeps claiming she's got no clothes to wear.

Well, it is obvious. She means on the bottom half.

**slimboyfat** · 26-10-2006, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by Lily

Originally Posted by stroller

She's got two wardrobes full of blouses and keeps claiming she's got no clothes to wear.

Well, it is obvious. She means on the bottom half.

that wouldnt be a problem for winnie the pooh

**mrsquirrel** · 26-10-2006, 01:23 PM

Then you would have to have sex with a neurotic yellow skinned thing.

Hang on do I do that already?

**man with no head** · 26-10-2006, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

keeps trying to initiiate sex when i am watching something that i find interesting on the tv.

If that's annoying.....

**slimboyfat** · 26-10-2006, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by surasak

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

keeps trying to initiiate sex when i am watching something that i find interesting on the tv.

If that's annoying.....

ofcourse it is. how can i concentrate on Crash Scene Investigation on National Geographic whilst getting a blow job?

**Spin** · 26-10-2006, 05:47 PM

^ some guys are just plain spoilt

**man with no head** · 26-10-2006, 05:50 PM

I wish I had problems like that.

**flash** · 27-10-2006, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

My wife is perfect and just by co-incidence doesn't breath

I think this lady is called a "real doll", i just watched a documentry about these things and the men who love them, very weird freaky shit.There are men who dress them up and take the out for meals and drives around town in their car.

I don't have a missus but my ex used to annoy me by smoking half of my ciggie saying that she didn't want a full one, but i did want a full one, good riddence to the bitch.

**Thetyim** · 27-10-2006, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by flash

There are men who dress them up and take them out for meals and drives around town in their car.

Yep that's me.
I even put the house in her name.
It's only a small house, more of a dolls house really but it's home to us.

She's perfect. Even has a little air valve at the back.
When you open the valve she goes down on you.

I don't recommend the black version though.
I bought one, took it home, blew it up and it mugged me.

**Roc** · 27-10-2006, 03:33 PM

She drink's more then me!

**flash** · 27-10-2006, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

I don't recommend the black version though. I bought one, took it home, blew it up and it mugged me.

Have a look at your choices
RealDoll - Dolls

**slimboyfat** · 27-10-2006, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

I don't recommend the black version though.
I bought one, took it home, blew it up and it mugged me.

the muslim version is good, its even got a backpack that you can blow up.

**Gallowspole** · 27-10-2006, 03:46 PM

I was giving mine a lovebite when she farted and blew away.

**RandomChances** · 27-10-2006, 03:48 PM

Using the phone when having sex, I would'nt mind so much but I'm usually asleep when she calls

**Thetyim** · 27-10-2006, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by flash

Have a look at your choices
RealDoll - Dolls

Jeezus, some of those dolls are amazing
This deserves a thread on its own

**Itchy** · 27-10-2006, 03:51 PM

I gave my inflatable g/f a love bite. She farted and flew out the window.

Since then I've made do with the real thing.

**Gazza** · 27-10-2006, 04:17 PM

I had to take mine back to the shop because she kept spitting at me.
Apparently she just needed to be pumped out.

**Marmite the Dog** · 27-10-2006, 05:33 PM

GoW is just a typical woman....

**Rigger** · 27-10-2006, 05:45 PM

Name one thing that your misses does that annoy's you....
Goes shopping alot and expects me to go with her only problem I suffer from shopping rage

**William** · 27-10-2006, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by Rigger

I suffer from shopping rage

Just wondering, does this set in about the same time as you get the bill? If so, you may just have medically hit on an illness/afflicition I suffer from

**Gazza** · 27-10-2006, 06:04 PM

One thing that annoys me most is when my wife has been using Plaa Daek.
That stuff stinks out the house for hours.
It baffles me as to how Thais discovered it's taste and always reminds me of a Cheech and Chong sketch.

"Hey Somchai, does that look like dogshit to you?"
"Khap"
"Does it feel like dogshit?"
"Khap"
"Does it smell like dogshit?"
"Khap"
"Does it taste like dogshit?"
"Mai Khap. Tastes like fermented fish to me"

**William** · 27-10-2006, 06:10 PM

not sure of the spelling, but Kai-palow (that horrid egg sort of soup dish) does the same thing for me

**Itchy** · 27-10-2006, 06:10 PM

My girl was always down and depressed about everything, complaining all the while that she felt let down or that her spirtits where deflated.

In the end I filled her with Hydrogen, it was the only way I could get her to lighten up.

I tried helium but it sent her voice funny.

**man with no head** · 27-10-2006, 06:28 PM

I guess the roles could be reversed in that you could give her a blow job.

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