ITV's The Weakest Link
Q. "What force of nature is responsible for keeping the Earth, planets & asteroids in orbit around the Sun?"
A. Contestant: "Delta Force"
BBC Radio Wales
Q. "Where is the auditory canal?"
A. Caller: "Is it in Manchester?"
BBC Radio Leeds
"Which piece of essential household equipment was incvented by Thomas Crapper?"
A. Contestant: "Err, I'm not sure."
Host: "The clue is in the question. Thomas Crapper"
A. Contestant: "Oh Yes! It's the tin opener."
Is it possible that there are any dumber people on the planet than the Brits?