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    Dumb Britons

    ITV's The Weakest Link

    Q. "What force of nature is responsible for keeping the Earth, planets & asteroids in orbit around the Sun?"

    A. Contestant: "Delta Force"

    BBC Radio Wales

    Q. "Where is the auditory canal?"

    A. Caller: "Is it in Manchester?"

    BBC Radio Leeds

    "Which piece of essential household equipment was incvented by Thomas Crapper?"

    A. Contestant: "Err, I'm not sure."

    Host: "The clue is in the question. Thomas Crapper"

    A. Contestant: "Oh Yes! It's the tin opener."


    Is it possible that there are any dumber people on the planet than the Brits?

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    oxymoron ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roxy View Post

    Is it possible that there are any dumber people on the planet than the Brits?
    Maybe, Some Americans are not aware that KFC comes from Kentucky and many Isaan folks never heard of Adolf Hitler.

    In any nation there are fine examples of dummies, as you so finely demonstrate with your threads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helicopter View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Roxy View Post
    Is it possible that there are any dumber people on the planet than the Brits?
    Maybe, Some Americans are not aware that KFC comes from Kentucky and many Isaan folks never heard of Adolf Hitler.
    Lets leave the Americans out of this for the present, they know what they're doing I believe. For in a country where thousands die each year from gun related crime, it's good to know that an American citizen can go down to his or her local grocery store & purchase a firearm legally.

    Quote Originally Posted by Helicopter View Post
    In any nation there are fine examples of dummies, as you so finely demonstrate with your threads
    Thank you for noticing.

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    Q. "Where is the auditory canal?"

    I suppose the answer is dead easy if you're an Auditor.

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    I can hear what your saying but that is just dumb, the auditory canal is in Norfolk broads and joins onto the Ear canal, Ear town center is reknowned for it's candles.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gazza
    Q. "Where is the auditory canal?" I suppose the answer is dead easy if you're an Auditor.

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