ITV's The Weakest Link

Q. "What force of nature is responsible for keeping the Earth, planets & asteroids in orbit around the Sun?"

A. Contestant: "Delta Force"

BBC Radio Wales

Q. "Where is the auditory canal?"

A. Caller: "Is it in Manchester?"

BBC Radio Leeds

"Which piece of essential household equipment was incvented by Thomas Crapper?"

A. Contestant: "Err, I'm not sure."

Host: "The clue is in the question. Thomas Crapper"

A. Contestant: "Oh Yes! It's the tin opener."


Is it possible that there are any dumber people on the planet than the Brits?