Thread: Attention Macha and Mhz

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

Fellas,

You guys being my pals and all that I wanted to make sure you got the word:

Useful Advice From the Mullahs

By Mark Noonan

Just in case anyone out there was making some plans for Friday night:

Khameini: Don't masturbate during Ramadan

Iran's supreme leader answers questions on masturbation and other topics on his website

Yaakov Lappin Published: 10.04.06, 19:55
Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.

So accidental masturbation is alright then?

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

...Unless you were to deliberately aim for your own mouth.

Eeeew!

can you make it play backwards?

That's just plain sick RDN ...

ouay! from the horses mouth (so to speak - she's not really a horse!)

Originally Posted by a 'friend' from JKT

It is only allowed to ML with your LEGALLY MARRIED HUSBAND OR WIFE during rumadan and then only during Maghrib (=night times).

the 'punishment' for ML with someone else during rumadan is you must do two months of fasting.

Originally Posted by obsidian

can you make it play backwards?

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

That's just plain sick RDN ...

Only when it plays backwards

Just wanted to let you two jerk offs I know I still love ya.

Originally Posted by mad_dog

"
We -- with God's help -- call on every Muslim who believes in God and wishes to be rewarded to comply with God's order to kill the Americans and plunder their money wherever and whenever they find it"

Say what you want about Abu Abdullah but he has a way with words.