It's true: British women make up their PMT

**Bower** · 16-06-2010, 05:28 AM

One xmas had all the family together at my house, lots of food, beer, babies and black and white films on the tv, love it, all my kids and brothers families together.
3hrs in, I am cooking, atmosphere in kitchen great, dinners on, beers flowing grandchildren screeching with laughter.
Getting close to lunch, i hear the odd harsh word, someone shouts 'Fu*k off and spend xmas on your own then' I cant have this in my house and at xmas !

Anyway the problem is....Wife, 3 daughter-in-laws, 2 sister-inlaws, daughter, Ex wife, and one sons girlfriend all having or about to have their periods !

Nobody has ever suggested xmas together at my house again since

**November Rain** · 16-06-2010, 05:31 AM

Originally Posted by Sdigit

Jeez chicks are testy when they're on

Originally Posted by patsycat

Take a flying leap

... off the shortest fucking pier you can find!

Testy enough?

**Stinky** · 16-06-2010, 06:11 AM

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by Sdigit

Jeez chicks are testy when they're on

Originally Posted by patsycat

Take a flying leap

... off the shortest fucking pier you can find!

Testy enough?

Our peir fell into the sea last winter, I'll bet you wish I was standing on it

Seriously though I think the world
of you guys and I'm just messing.

**November Rain** · 16-06-2010, 06:13 AM

Originally Posted by Sdigit

Seriously though I think the world of you guys and I'm just messing.

Me, too. I'm just living up to the stereotype.

**baldrick** · 16-06-2010, 06:31 AM

Originally Posted by Sir Wilson

organisms

Originally Posted by patsycat

They dance around, stamping their feet

and it feels good

**slackula** · 16-06-2010, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by Bower

Getting close to lunch, i hear the odd harsh word, someone shouts 'Fu*k off and spend xmas on your own then' I cant have this in my house and at xmas !

Anyway the problem is....Wife, 3 daughter-in-laws, 2 sister-inlaws, daughter, Ex wife, and one sons girlfriend all having or about to have their periods !

Nobody has ever suggested xmas together at my house again since

Too funny.

**teddy** · 16-06-2010, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

he could well have difficulty discerning the difference between female genitalia and an elbow.

Or his own genitalia and his elbow. Actually that would explain both his lack of success with women & his bitterness towards them.

The last English bird I shagged did, in fact, have female genitalia that resembled an elbow.

NR
You're weird

**AntRobertson** · 16-06-2010, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by teddy

The last English bird I shagged did, in fact, have female genitalia that resembled an elbow

Are you certain you weren't shagging the crook of her arm??

**kmart** · 16-06-2010, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Originally Posted by teddy

The last English bird I shagged did, in fact, have female genitalia that resembled an elbow

Are you certain you weren't shagging the crook of her arm??

Lol. I think there is a term for this sexual position.?

**peterpan** · 16-06-2010, 05:51 PM

there is some downside to being a female, but I believe pussy power will win out eventually.

**slackula** · 16-06-2010, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by kmart

Lol. I think there is a term for this sexual position.?

Rule 34 dude..

**teddy** · 16-06-2010, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by kmart

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Originally Posted by teddy

The last English bird I shagged did, in fact, have female genitalia that resembled an elbow

Are you certain you weren't shagging the crook of her arm??

Lol. I think there is a term for this sexual position.?

It's called the Spanish Archer or more colloquially El Bow

**dirtydog** · 16-06-2010, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by patsycat

I have seen men have hissy fits also, so it is not only a female trait. They dance around, stamping their feet like little boys having a tantrum. My thing thing thingy...

Yeah, but poofs aint like real men are they.

Originally Posted by baldrick

and it feels good

See what I mean.

**HollyGoodhead** · 17-06-2010, 05:30 AM

Is this forum anti-gay? I get the impression all posters are straight.

**November Rain** · 17-06-2010, 05:34 AM

Originally Posted by HollyGoodhead

Is this forum anti-gay?

It's anti tv. Which to most of the male posters means anti-gay. Not all, though. Ralph is a lovely guy who doesn't post nearly often enough.

**HollyGoodhead** · 17-06-2010, 05:36 AM

it's a shame really, as the majority of posters here seem very friendly.

**Bower** · 17-06-2010, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by HollyGoodhead

Is this forum anti-gay?

It's anti tv. Which to most of the male posters means anti-gay. Not all, though. Ralph is a lovely guy who doesn't post nearly often enough.

I am sure there is plenty of men in here who secure in their own sexuality are not in least bit anti-gay.

In the words of Al Murray 'I was never confused'

**teddy** · 17-06-2010, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by HollyGoodhead

it's a shame really, as the majority of posters here seem very friendly.

I'm friendly. How ya doin?

**November Rain** · 17-06-2010, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by Bower

I am sure there is plenty of men in here who secure in their own sexuality are not in least bit anti-gay.

Apologies. You're probably right. Sadly, they (you?) aren't nearly as vocal as the anti-gay set.

Originally Posted by teddy

I'm friendly.

**slackula** · 17-06-2010, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by HollyGoodhead

it's a shame really, as the majority of posters here seem very friendly.

Probably because they figured you were of the female persuasion. Sadly many of the members here are vehemently anti-gay and also think that accusing somebody of gayitude is a way to insult them.

They dwell under bridges with the racists, fundamentalists and misogynists.

**HollyGoodhead** · 17-06-2010, 08:51 PM

Oh well.

At least there doesn't seem to be as many anti-western-women posters here

**November Rain** · 18-06-2010, 05:37 AM

Originally Posted by HollyGoodhead

At least there doesn't seem to be as many anti-western-women posters here

Love it!

**patsycat** · 18-06-2010, 09:40 AM

I'm a big fat feminazi.

**teddy** · 19-06-2010, 07:39 AM

You forgot to mention your whip - it does make a difference you know. As a loyal server to his mistress please allow me to grovel at your toes. Perchance opportunity allow one privilege and I will suck those juicy knobs with a relish not seen since Saladin slashed the heads from crusaders' shoulders.

Originally Posted by patsycat

I'm a big fat feminazi.

**November Rain** · 19-06-2010, 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by teddy

I will suck those juicy knobs with a relish not seen since Saladin slashed the heads from crusaders' shoulders.

Teddy comes out of the closet. I just knew he wasn't into women.

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