Thread: Would you like a Banker like this?

Originally Posted by sabang

She's out of a job :-

She's not that good looking if you check out her other pictures. She only looks good from a particular side angle. From straight on, it's obvious she's got wide hips, short legs, and an overbite. Plus, she's a single mom, and carries quite a bit of baggage, it seems.

Good on her to try to milk her 15 minutes, though. Must be a slow news day for the media.

Originally Posted by DaffyDuck

She's not that good looking if you check out her other pictures.

In the process. I'd say she's pretty sexy, but not exactly a ten. Hips a bit big too.

No wonder they sacked her.

One thing led to another, and lo and behold Debrahlee now has her very own Op-Ed in the New York Times, written by Maureen Dowd. Who is no slouch herself.


Dressed to Distract

It’s hard to feel sorry for a woman who frets about being too beautiful.

Ordinarily in life, extraordinary good looks are an advantage for men and women — and even babies. Not only do babies gaze longer at more comely adult faces, research tells us, but parents may gaze longer at more comely babies.

A research team at the University of Alberta conducted a study at a supermarket and observed that parents gave more attention and supervision to their pretty ducklings.

Aesthetic allure is evolutionary, after all. “Like lots of animals,” said Dr. Andrew Harrell, the team leader, “we tend to parcel out our resources on the basis of value.”

So it was unusual when a knockout in New York, Debrahlee Lorenzana, a 33-year-old single mother, filed suit against Citigroup, claiming that she was fired in August from the Citibank branch at the Chrysler Center for looking too sexy.

“Plaintiff was advised that as a result of the shape of her figure,” her lawsuit reads, “such clothes were purportedly `too distracting’ for her male colleagues and supervisors to bear.”


Op-Ed Columnist - Dressed to Distract - NYTimes.com


The future is looking bright for Ms Lorenzana.

Originally Posted by graym

Yep, complete munter - wouldn't do her with yours Daffy.

Interesting Defence.

How could we have sacked her for 'being too sexy'?? She's a munter. Wouldn't do 'er with yours, Your Honour.

Not a problem for the bank...more likely a problem with the Managements wives!!!

Actually I wonder if her boss is a woman.
An overweight lardass.

check out her plates of meat, yikes

She would be a pleasure to look at in a bank.....better than most.

could give a whole new meaning to personal banking!

Originally Posted by CharleyFarley

check out her plates of meat, yikes

haven't looked at those yet.

I have heard the phrase ' who looks at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire?" but feet?

Originally Posted by Dug

Actually I wonder if her boss is a woman.
An overweight lardass.

that was my first thought; apart from a couple of years out for study I spent most of last 18yrs in government HR, seen plenty of examples of 120kg+ women hiring similar physiques, in some departments it semed 100+ was a minimum requirement.

My last role had to work on secondment 6mths with a huge lardass who had the fashion sesnse and style of Mimi from the Drew Carey show, only bigger. She was well-known for staff-abuse but no one would confront it/her, classic bully.

American men are all homos, can't seem to enjoy a nice woman figure in the workplace without being upset

American women are worst though, they are like men, actually they are men, which explain why American men are whining little bitches and queers

Originally Posted by DaffyDuck

She only looks good from a particular side angle. From straight on, it's obvious she's got wide hips, short legs, and an overbite. Plus, she's a single mom, and carries quite a bit of baggage

I thought that was the type of woman you went for. I'm sure that description is quite fitting for most of the prostitutes you spend your holidays with.

Thats gotta hurt...

Christ, anyone who reckons she's a munter must be gay.
( I already knew Butterbutt and dafney were)

I'd make a deposit.

Originally Posted by English Noodles

Originally Posted by DaffyDuck

She only looks good from a particular side angle. From straight on, it's obvious she's got wide hips, short legs, and an overbite. Plus, she's a single mom, and carries quite a bit of baggage

I thought that was the type of woman you went for. I'm sure that description is quite fitting for most of the prostitutes you spend your holidays with.

See, what you guys from the proletariat don't seem to grasp, is that insults only actually have a chance of hitting a target .... (wait for it) IF THEY WERE ACCURATE!

Calling a thin guy "Hey, fatso!" would most likely, at best, result in a look of confusion over who it is you were yelling at.

If anything, your blind stab in the dark is, at best, an indictment of your own displayed tastes in female companionship - and you already have your own background as a serious handicap against you, in that regard. Most guys I see in Thailand from any place in the former British Empire generally display a horrendous taste in the girls they pick (most likely feeling homesick for Blighty, or something) - pair that with the endemic alcoholism, and the joke, I'm afraid, is on you.

I realize I used many big words in the above -- maybe you can have Butterfly explain it to you. I hear he's quite a bit more literate than you, but coming from the same social background, he might be more inclined to help you out.

Originally Posted by DaffyDuck

Most guys I see in Thailand from any place in the former British Empire generally display a horrendous taste in the girls they pick

As you are from a place in the former British Empire, it's good that you admit it.

Originally Posted by Nawty

If i cared....I would have to look this word up.

He's a Marxist, he's calling us prai.