Thread: Just ran over our cat

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Nope I think the car killed it

Slipped into my Canuck slang. Bugger same as beggar to you Brits. I think?

You could be right though. Nawty is on a quest to spice up his sex life.

^ I remember a buddy of mine. On a hot Summer day he started his car.

But his kitty cat was inside the engine sleeping or resting.

Caught in the fan belt.


No details need.

Please accept my condolences. You may find this useful in your time of sorrow:

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Originally Posted by Nawty

might be dying from internal injuries as I write.

The girls ain't going to like this one bit. Daddy the killer!

Best to act all innocent like. Ask the girls if they've seen the cat lately.

Better find it and run over it again just to make sure.

I love cats, have a red.

I hate 'em. Have a green.

^^he did to....fucking knob....2 reds in last few days and I have not given any out in living previous memory.

Not like i ran it over on purpose...heard it scream and then I stopped, so i drove forward...it screamed again....must have been like a ferkin tree hugger.

I ran over a kitten once. It lived.

Originally Posted by rawlins

Better find it and run over it again just to make sure.

Might as well finish the job.

My momma tol' me, "quitters never win."

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

I hate 'em. Have a green.

I'm a dog-lover myself.


Never liked cats. Too independent. And I'm allergic to them as well.

^^ Yeah you gotta finish it once you started, that would be the tough part for me.

Meh, it'll probably live and drag its a** around the house just to torment Nawty.

Cats last words " Me owch "

I was in a good mood today, no hangover. Had a great laugh a minute afternoon out yesterday with my best mate.

And then I read this. If it is still alive, you should get it to a vet pronto.

Good news.....pussy has come out of hiding. Is suspect of adults again and runs away....but my little girl can go and pick him up as usual.

Have not noticed anything wrong with it, but it did meow when she picked it up, so something is sore.

As this was a wild cat originally, we do not know how many lives it had lost prior to adopting us. But since living here it has deducted 2 from the max of 9. First one was when missus threw boiling water out the window of the kitchen and pussy was sleeping under it.

Does daughter know that you nearly killed it?

Have you told her?

Can you get photos of when you do tell her?

Assassin.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Assassin.

. . . and feigning sorrow . . . an accident, he says . . .