Thread: Just ran over our cat

It's too dangerous here
I'm off to Ratchaprasong

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She is fine....she went to investigate and she is the only one currently the cat will let near it until it settle down again and comes around for some scratches under the chinny chin chin.....the cat...not the daughter.

Have you checked for bleeding, from any where?

Internal injuries and so on.

Cat, I mean, obviously.

Originally Posted by panama hat

. . an accident, he says . . .

What....you think I duct taped the cat to the tyres first ?

Don't have duct tape in this house...only staples and safety pins

Originally Posted by Nawty

What....you think I duct taped the cat to the tyres first ? Don't have duct tape in this house...only staples and safety pins

We rest our cases.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Have you checked for bleeding, from any where? Internal injuries and so on.

Won't let us near it....scared of grown ups again....the cat I mean

Originally Posted by Nawty

Won't let us near it....scared of grown ups again....the cat I mean

Hardly fokin suprising.

How'd you feel if you got stapled to a car tire and then subjected to a couple of turns?

You're an evil man.

A bleeding pussy is very little use to anyone

Originally Posted by Nawty

What....you think I duct taped the cat to the tyres first ?

Yup . . . but I'm sure you left enough duct tape for the hamster

Originally Posted by jandajoy

How'd you feel if you got stapled to a car tire and then subjected to a couple of turns?

You're an evil man.

Sinister . . . simply sinister

Originally Posted by jandajoy

How'd you feel if you got stapled to a car tire and then subjected to a couple of turns?

Lets get something straight here.....I never twisted the steering wheel

Murderer.

Nawty, you spend much time at the "Pig and Pussy" party at Pine Creek?

Pine Creek pig and pussy - Kate Sieper
While people in Darwin were experiencing the highs and lows of horse racing over the weekend, Pine Creek was celebrating animals of a different kind. A week long hunt of feral pigs and cats, turned up three and a half thousand kilograms of pork. Culminating in the annual pig and pussy ball on Sunday, there was also the female arm wrestling and the ugliest dog competition. But the much coveted award for the heaviest pig, wasn't without controversy. A 114 kilogram animal was disqualified as sty fed, although the shooter did claim it's impressive size was due to the fact it was shot in the Douglas Daly. That left the ultimate prize to Katherine's own Bruce Meehan with an impressive looking 101 kilo boar. He's a third time winner of Pine Creek's Pig and Pussy Hunt, but he wouldn't eat wild pig for anyone. "There's one pig out there who weighs about 140kg dressed. We saw about 50 pigs over 2 days and there are plenty out there and some big ones at that".

Don't think they had it when i was there....I used to live just up the road at Mary River station.


I did not kill my only daughters cat.

I prefered chasing them by helicopter.

I threw one into the Adelaide river from 500feet once.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Pine Creek pig and pussy - Kate Sieper
While people in Darwin were experiencing the highs and lows of horse racing over the weekend, Pine Creek was celebrating animals of a different kind. A week long hunt of feral pigs and cats, turned up three and a half thousand kilograms of pork. Culminating in the annual pig and pussy ball on Sunday, there was also the female arm wrestling and the ugliest dog competition. But the much coveted award for the heaviest pig, wasn't without controversy. A 114 kilogram animal was disqualified as sty fed, although the shooter did claim it's impressive size was due to the fact it was shot in the Douglas Daly. That left the ultimate prize to Katherine's own Bruce Meehan with an impressive looking 101 kilo boar. He's a third time winner of Pine Creek's Pig and Pussy Hunt, but he wouldn't eat wild pig for anyone. "There's one pig out there who weighs about 140kg dressed. We saw about 50 pigs over 2 days and there are plenty out there and some big ones at that".

Very good JJ, pissed again eh? What the fuck has a pig hunt got to do with it? Red bean for you, not only off topic, but a drunken twat.

Originally Posted by Nawty

I did not kill my only daughters cat.

"I failed to kill my only daughters' cat"

Just trying to help.

Now, now JJ
It might have been attempted suicide

Originally Posted by bigvolt

Very good JJ, pissed again eh? What the fuck has a pig hunt got to do with it? Red bean for you, not only off topic, but a drunken twat.

Who the fok are you?

How weird.

a. Are you drunk?

b. read the thread you moron, it's the PIG and PUSSY weekend.

You obviously can't read effectively.

"Pussy" doesn't just mean the scabrous orrifie sic) you pay to plunder, it also means feral cats.

Introduced by the Brits and slowly but surely destroying the indigenous wildlife in Australia.


Hence the link twixt Naughty attempting to murder his daughters favorite pet and the slaughter of said same creatures in Pine Creek.

Pine Creek being an area with which Naughty is all to familiar.

So, shut the fok up you dumb twat.


No offense meant of course.

Originally Posted by Thetyim

It might have been attempted suicide

Hmmm. Stapled itself to the car tyre.

All getting a bit David Carradine, mate.

Thats bizzare...the kids named the cat 'grasshopper'

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Originally Posted by bigvolt

Very good JJ, pissed again eh? What the fuck has a pig hunt got to do with it? Red bean for you, not only off topic, but a drunken twat.

Who the fok are you?

How weird.

a. Are you drunk?

b. read the thread you moron, it's the PIG and PUSSY weekend.

You obviously can't read effectively.

"Pussy" doesn't just mean the scabrous orrifie sic) you pay to plunder, it also means feral cats.

Introduced by the Brits and slowly but surely destroying the indigenous wildlife in Australia.


Hence the link twixt Naughty attempting to murder his daughters favorite pet and the slaughter of said same creatures in Pine Creek.

Pine Creek being an area with which Naughty is all to familiar.

So, shut the fok up you dumb twat.


No offense meant of course.

Well of course, that clarifies it all, it's pig and pussy weekend (as if I couldn't tell reading your posts) .

What is it with this sort of forced , contrived attempt at using English terms?

Why not just say shut the fuck up? see there, I did it, just just the fuck up JJ, get the lid of another bottle and go for gold.

Originally Posted by Nawty

Thats bizzare...the kids named the cat 'grasshopper'