I'm in WA as well but our pub names are boring as well. We have 4 of them and they are called:
Gullivers Tavern (aka the 'Tav)
Hotel Kununurra (aka the 'Hotel'?
Country Club (aka the 'Country club)
Ord River Sports Club (aka the 'Sporties)
Our closest town over the border is called Timber Creek, population of about 100 had until 2 years ago a pub with no doors as it was open 24 hours. It was part of the petreol station. Whilst filling up your car you could have a great conversation with some drunk cowboy who is smoking only 2 metres away. How that place never blew up I have no idea.