If you could cross any two animals what would they be and why?

**mrsquirrel** · 18-09-2006, 07:32 PM

I would like to cross a Bonbo Pygmy Chimpanzee with a full size Silver Back Gorilla.

Why?

Well the Pygmies Chimps greet each other in by having sex. Strange as it may seem they fuck like mad in the morning when the see each other. Even the boys get boned by the men.

I think it would be exceedingly funny to cross a fuck of silver back gorilla so that it inherits the fucking trait and then runs rampant through it's tribe and any populated areas it comes across.

**man with no head** · 18-09-2006, 08:02 PM

I would cross a cow and a snake so that the price of #$@#@$# ribeyes and New York Strips would be lower.

**Bluecat** · 18-09-2006, 09:38 PM

A dog and a cat of course.
Would give the dog/cat offspring a nice combination in between the slavery of the dog and the independence of the cat.
While keeping the intelligence of both...

**DrAndy** · 18-09-2006, 09:45 PM

I would cross a Thai bargirl with a Komodo dragon

fuk knows why

**man with no head** · 18-09-2006, 10:38 PM

I shudder to think about where you were going with that

**RandomChances** · 18-09-2006, 10:44 PM

ardvark and a zebra

**Little Chuchok** · 18-09-2006, 10:49 PM

Hapuka and an Angus

**dirtydog** · 18-09-2006, 11:14 PM

Issan Thai bar girl with a monkey, oops my mistake that has already been done

**machangezi** · 18-09-2006, 11:17 PM

KID with donkey!

**daveboy** · 18-09-2006, 11:21 PM

I would like to cross my palm with silver

**Spin** · 19-09-2006, 12:50 AM

I would cross lemmings with these scabby dogs they have here in Thailand.

That way, these creatures would throw themselves of the nearest cliff and i would be happy

**sonny** · 19-09-2006, 01:11 AM

my ex with a fruit fly. they only live for a few hours......

**mrsquirrel** · 19-09-2006, 06:18 AM

ardvark and a zebra

Hapuka and an Angus

DON"T FORGET WHY.

NO point in making a funny suggestion without a reason.

Wankers

**RandomChances** · 19-09-2006, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

DON"T FORGET WHY.

NO point in making a funny suggestion without a reason.

Wankers

gnu and a penguin

**Camel Toe** · 19-09-2006, 08:45 AM

A kangaroo with a bargirl. I'd like to try a pouch for a change, WTF not?

**MeMock** · 19-09-2006, 10:10 AM

**slimboyfat** · 19-09-2006, 10:12 AM

the welsh have been trying to cross humans with sheep for many years now.

**cantona** · 19-09-2006, 10:22 AM

A Leeds Utd scum with a granny robbing Scouse - a new breed of football knobhead

**MeMock** · 19-09-2006, 10:28 AM

**MeMock** · 19-09-2006, 10:29 AM

**MeMock** · 19-09-2006, 10:30 AM

**mrsquirrel** · 19-09-2006, 03:50 PM

I imagine that is what Dirtydog looks like.

**slimboyfat** · 19-09-2006, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

I imagine that is what Dirtydog looks like.

i just choked while i was drinking a glass of water and everyone is looking at me now

**Gerbil** · 19-09-2006, 05:02 PM

An elephant and a seagull or a pigeon.

**Gazza** · 19-09-2006, 05:18 PM

From the Two Ronnies.

"Next week we'll be talking to a farmer who crossed a hen with a banjo and got a chicken that plucks itself........."

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