Thai Toilets - Tips and Tricks

**dirtydog** · 16-03-2010, 08:40 PM

I need some readers tips and tricks on using the Thai toilet for this page TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum The Joys of Thai Toilets

**Kurgen** · 16-03-2010, 08:45 PM

By the time you reach the point of no return just pray for paper and bum guns.

**S Landreth** · 16-03-2010, 08:54 PM

When looking for the right toilet to use,…….make sure there is a hook on the back of the door or on the wall in your bathroom cubical (?) so you can hang your pants/shorts (if you remove them, like I do) and do not toss the pants over the door (or place them on the floor next to the bottom of the door) because they can be stolen.

**Muadib** · 16-03-2010, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by Kurgen

By the time you reach the point of no return just pray for paper and bum guns.

Ha, a bum gun or TP in a public Thai toilet... You must be joking...

**dirtydog** · 16-03-2010, 08:55 PM

Your tip has been added

**somtamslap** · 16-03-2010, 08:59 PM

Wash the it down and sit on the fucker. Things can be quite explosive if you've eaten at the wrong establishment prior to the visit. Sitting saves unnecessary wall splattering.

**VocalNeal** · 16-03-2010, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Wash the it down and sit on the fucker. Things can be quite explosive if you've eaten at the wrong establishment prior to the visit. Sitting saves unnecessary wall splattering.

**Mr Brown** · 16-03-2010, 09:08 PM

Hold your knob downwards whilst forcing one out, otherwise the cubicle will be sprayed with piss

**crippen** · 16-03-2010, 09:26 PM

Could try one of these!! Help for the aged and all that.

Just rest on the top of the squatter. Bingo!

**The Fresh Prince** · 16-03-2010, 09:09 PM

And don't post the pics of the aftermath on a thai forum.

**dirtydog** · 16-03-2010, 09:10 PM

^^Actually thats quite a good tip, not sure if thats the best way to post it though.

**The Fresh Prince** · 16-03-2010, 09:15 PM

I think its just automatic. I don't think I've ever been to to toilet and accidentally pissed everywhere. When sober.

**pickel** · 16-03-2010, 10:12 PM

Pinch your cheeks and hold out until you can find a sit down toilet. If that isn't possible and you absolutely have to use a squatter, make sure to save enough energy to be able to stand up after, as your knees will seize up.

**dirtydog** · 17-03-2010, 02:47 AM

several more tips added thanks to miss somtamslap and Mrs Pickel.

**helge** · 17-03-2010, 03:27 AM

The Squatter (or pedal lokum, as we say) seems incompatible (?)with newspaper reading.
Any tips there ?

**helge** · 17-03-2010, 03:43 AM

Maybe this type could be usefull:

**patsycat** · 17-03-2010, 05:39 AM

I dropped my handbag down a squat toilet in Switzerland once.

**patsycat** · 17-03-2010, 05:41 AM

Managed to grab it before the automatic flush started.

**patsycat** · 17-03-2010, 05:43 AM

Difficult manoeuvre.

**mr Fred** · 17-03-2010, 06:17 AM

He's nicked my bit and used my Sunday name,

**VocalNeal** · 17-03-2010, 08:58 AM

Location: Barnsley, Central Java

The have one there now

. What next Peshawar, West Yorkshire?

**mr Fred** · 17-03-2010, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

has indeed. crappywright strikes again!

This seems to be normal on teak door.
I wrote that for travel forums but no bugger would buy it so I posted it here.
Wonder if the dog will pay me since he pinched it.

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

Location: Barnsley, Central Java

The have one there now

. What next Peshawar, West Yorkshire?

What can I say. I'm a Barnsley lad regardless of where I am. Just Indonesian flavoured now.

**kingwilly** · 17-03-2010, 08:48 AM

has indeed. crappywright strikes again!

**hillbilly** · 17-03-2010, 05:05 PM

My 2 satangs worth. Make certain that before one does any business in the stall is to make positive the bum gun works and if not there is adequate toilet paper. I have err, donated several pairs of boxers in the bin do to the fact that the needed resources were not checked out prior to the deed.

**mr Fred** · 17-03-2010, 05:13 PM

Back on thread, I'm dropping smelly ones at the moment. My wife usually complains but I walked over to the window and stuck my bum outside before I farted.
I'm such an old romantic.

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