O.k time to get it of your chest. I know we are all human and nobodys perfect and yes we love them to bits and of course we have our faults too ..... BUT ..

1) She is so slow. If we want to arrive anywhere simultaneously I have to hold her hand and drag her along otherwise I'm heading back and she is still arriving. When buying the groceries its the same. If we need a tin of tuna I grab one of the cheapest tins ........ sorted. She examines them all and gives them the third degree. Where were they caught ? What are the marinated in ? Country of produce , what school did they swim in etc. zzzzzzz Don't even think about going with her if shes buying clothes unless you pack your razor and a good novel.

2) When she cooks, why does it look like Hiroshima afterwards. If I'm on kitchen duty I manage to clean up and put things away as I go on. With her, every bottle of soy sauce etc and every saucepan gets a look in and stays to enjoy the show until the end. There are more peelings and other scraps on the floor than in the bin and it ends up looking like a vegetable plot.

Apart from these she is perfect and I'm glad I met her. I bet she wishes she could say the same.