Thread: What are your partners most irritating traits ?

Originally Posted by Bangyai

1) She is so slow. If we want to arrive anywhere simultaneously I have to hold her hand and drag her along otherwise I'm heading back and she is still arriving. When buying the groceries its the same. If we need a tin of tuna I grab one of the cheapest tins ........ sorted. She examines them all and gives them the third degree. Where were they caught ? What are the marinated in ? Country of produce , what school did they swim in etc. zzzzzzz Don't even think about going with her if shes buying clothes unless you pack your razor and a good novel. 2) When she cooks, why does it look like Hiroshima afterwards. If I'm on kitchen duty I manage to clean up and put things away as I go on. With her, every bottle of soy sauce etc and every saucepan gets a look in and stays to enjoy the show until the end. There are more peelings and other scraps on the floor than in the bin and it ends up looking like a vegetable plot. Apart from these she is perfect and I'm glad I met her. I bet she wishes she could say the same.

Is she from Amphur Tamaka in Kanchanaburi? I think my wife has an unknown twin. If she will not apologize its a fact.

I hate the way she shakes her arse in front of me and makes me lose concentration.

Also waking me at 5am for a shag is getting tiring everyday.

And walking around the house naked all the time....we don't have curtains.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

I hate it when she scratches her balls in public.

drinks my beer and when thats gone, buys the ones she likes...if she touches my turkey i,m tradeing her in !!

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Also waking me at 5am for a shag is getting tiring everyday.

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Just take 2 xanax and 1 viagra before you go to sleep. Should do the trick.

Not understanding the word

NO

when it comes to food.

"Up to you."

No, not up to me, just tell me what you wanna do. Honest, I won't mind. Unless it's looking at some more shoes.

Originally Posted by Bangyai

1) She is so slow. If we want to arrive anywhere simultaneously I have to hold her hand and drag her along otherwise I'm heading back and she is still arriving. When buying the groceries its the same. If we need a tin of tuna I grab one of the cheapest tins ........ sorted. She examines them all and gives them the third degree. Where were they caught ? What are the marinated in ? Country of produce , what school did they swim in etc. zzzzzzz Don't even think about going with her if shes buying clothes unless you pack your razor and a good novel.

Yep

Originally Posted by Bangyai

2) When she cooks, why does it look like Hiroshima afterwards. If I'm on kitchen duty I manage to clean up and put things away as I go on. With her, every bottle of soy sauce etc and every saucepan gets a look in and stays to enjoy the show until the end. There are more peelings and other scraps on the floor than in the bin and it ends up looking like a vegetable plot.

Yep

Originally Posted by Bangyai

If I am watching a good film ( very rare ) she decides its a good time for a chat and to keep me updated with all the local gossip. If I am tardy with my replies or say " eh...what " too often she says I'm getting old and am not paying attention.......whereas, if she is totaly absorbed in some Korean soap and I want to know if she's seen my glasses, prancing around the room in my underware can't penetrate her concentration unless I stop in front of the t.v.and give her a flash.

Yep

Hit the nail on the head with those 3. Scarily close actually, but I'd better ad to them.

Constantly singing to the dogs, though its not really singing its just repeating their names over and over again and adding cute little words in between. Drives them nuts as well as me.

Some how she telepathically knows when I'm about to take a winning shot in pool, golden tee, darts, paying for a taxi etc and decides to call me.

And the going back to sleep thing, already mentioned.

aaaaarh much better.

Originally Posted by beazalbob69

4: Cooks so much wonderful food for me that I am getting fat!

Clever girl....you'll be so fat no other lady will be interested in you....

You got a "long game" strategist there mate. Nice.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Constantly singing to the dogs, though its not really singing its just repeating their names over and over again and adding cute little words in between. Drives them nuts as well as me

...snap!!

Originally Posted by Nawty

I hate the way she shakes her arse in front of me and makes me lose concentration.

Also waking me at 5am for a shag is getting tiring everyday.

And walking around the house naked all the time....we don't have curtains.

I feel your pain

I've been wracking my brains trying to come up with some of my wife's annoying habits since I saw this thread this morning and I can't.

And that's irritating me because I know that there are some -- Ergo, until such time as I can actually recall some I'm going to be irritated at her for my poor memory!

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

I feel your pain

Is nawty's missus you Mia Noi

Originally Posted by Fondles

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

I feel your pain

Is nawty's missus you Mia Noi

Hell no! She sounds like hard work...5am shags would be too much for me. I do my best work at night. Anyone waking me at 5am had better have a really good reason to do so...I doubt Nawty's missus would be a good enough reason.....?

Nawty, is she hot?

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

Nawty, is she hot?

She is indeed. Far too good for him.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Constantly singing to the dogs, though its not really singing its just repeating their names over and over again and adding cute little words in between. Drives them nuts as well as me

...snap!!

Yep, put me down for that one too. She actually talks to the dog but he's not much on conversation . He likes it when she goes over him for tics though. A very contented smile. Might be worth getting crabs just to see what I'm missing.

Originally Posted by Bangyai

He likes it when she goes over him for tics though.

There's another one. This could be added to the conversation during a movie one.

I'll be sitting there watching a movie and next thing you know, she's got the tweezers out going through the dog, IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!! Take that shit somewhere else.

Only difference is, all 3 of mine hate it.

^ha ha ha yep. Maybe we should be saying where are other halfs are from. There might be a correlation.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Maybe we should be saying where are other halfs are from. There might be a correlation.

Thailand.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

^ha ha ha yep. Maybe we should be saying where are other halfs are from. There might be a correlation.

not sure it really matters. the school of womanhood seems to have developed and use the same curriculum regardless of whether or not they are from BKK, Issan, the UK, Down Under, the States, or elsewhere. hey, it is what it is..... got to love it though.

none.
Mine is perfect.