Would a pig spare a bullet for a suffering woof woof?

**melvbot** · 02-02-2010, 01:06 AM

^Careful how you type in that site address, could end up somewhere nasty.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 02-02-2010, 01:13 AM

^ What are you on about Botsy?

**dirtydog** · 02-02-2010, 01:16 AM

Melv, from scumpys response I would say he has a bit of Yerman in him, he doesn't consider scat as nasty.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 02-02-2010, 01:21 AM

^ I don't know, I ain't seen it yet.

**Marmite the Dog** · 02-02-2010, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

^ No there isn't - and I lamented this fact to a Thai man and he said, "Would a policeman in your country shoot it in the same situation?".

Just my luck, eight years here and I finally meet a Thai man with a samong!

Fair play to him though, good point!

Didn't you tell him that we'd just call the RSPCA and they'd deal with it?

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 02-02-2010, 12:32 PM

No, I forgot about the RSPCA - dammit! I'll tell him tonight.

**12Call** · 02-02-2010, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by Looper

Originally Posted by 12Call

keep the scrotums as they make for excellent palms for golf gloves.

Maybe shave the recycled ball bags first or people may suspect your hairy palms are due to excessive onanism.

how many players do you know use their left hand to extend a thank you after a round of golf ?

**Looper** · 02-02-2010, 05:18 PM

I have to confess none but then I don't know any golfers.

If I lived near a golf course I would buy an air rifle and use their wobbly arses for target practise.

**12Call** · 02-02-2010, 05:32 PM

most people without hand eye coordination would probably say the same and then revert to typing on a forum.

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