Thread: A Classic Statement!

Well depends on what your view of fucked is. If you're into racism, stereotyping, bullying, insults, the crap floating to the surface and sycophantic cock smoking, then things seem to be going according to Dirty Dogs plan.


There is always the top half of the forum of course.

Originally Posted by larvidchr

Lots of harmonious family's just having fun, none of our business.

If you dressed the kid as Chairman Mao or Josef Stalin, Pol Pot, or Churchill, they would laugh their cocks off...but because they dressed him in a Nazi outfit with a silly moustache, it seems to offend for some reason!

It was a joke, they even put a caption to this "Where's the Juice"...some people take life a bit too seriously.

Originally Posted by patsycat

My dad and i made fun of my mum all the time. And she and I made fun of him twice as much.

All good innocent family humour. And it still goes on.

Remember the big deal about Sunday Lunch?

Mother would spend half a day cooking it, and the leftovers were kept for Monday?

I opened the oven and found this HUGE Bluebottle swimming in the gravy!

My Mother "Deftly" scooped it out, thinking no one saw!

I remember shouting out (I was about 10 at the time)...."There Are Flies In the Gravy!", she chased me out of the house and down the street with a kitchen knife, shouting "I'll kill you you skemmy GIT"


She still denies this to this day! LIAR!

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Nope never said that.

You implied it. That's close enough.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Firstly I was only on TV for a few days.

I wouldn't know nor care.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

MtD, do you have "responsibilities" as a mod on TD?

Yes. Cleaning up all the shit you morons like to smear on the call walls occasionally.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Are you expected to behave in any particular way?

Only by my mum.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Thing is, over the last couple of months, you've come across as being an out and out cnut. It ain't just me saying this.

Of course it isn't. Strangely, none of the members that I know in 'real life' seem to be saying that (not to my face, anyway).

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Are you "paid"? In any way?

No. I sponge off the State.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

You seem to be an extremely cantankerous individual, bent on being unpleasant. Why is that?

I don't know. Perhaps you can enlighten me.

You seem to be a drunk; why is that?

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

she chased me out of the house and down the street with a kitchen knife, shouting "I'll kill you you skemmy GIT"

My mum's an Aussie and has an excellent throwing arm with perfect aim.

The other problem with her was you never saw or heard her coming after you and I'm sure she attacked according to the "bite rather then bark" concept.

I would of preferred your mum Miggins as I was a pretty fast runner when I was young.

Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife

Like father and son, MtD will take over the role when his master finally snuffs it.

Grandfather, if you please. I'm not that old.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Should make a movie about it.

This is what I've been saying all along. Send Scampy in to film this circus.

We could all have a whip round and toss up a couple hundred baht for Scampy's salary, be nice for him to have one for a change

Of course, the film would be triple RRR or x rated or whatever, which means we'd have to be careful where it was shown, don't want anybody getting upset now do we.

"Yes. Cleaning up all the shit you morons like to smear on the call walls occasionally."

Without these "MORONS" people like you and this site would not exist you ignorant [at][at][at][at]!

I must make a note to book you as my P.R Manager!, better you fuck off to Thai visa!

Oh dear Miggs, don't upset Blackgang Jr or it'll be off to jail with you.

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

Without these "MORONS" people like you and this site would not exist you ignorant [at][at][at][at]!

How would I not exist?

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

"Yes. Cleaning up all the shit you morons like to smear on the call walls occasionally."

Without these "MORONS" people like you and this site would not exist you ignorant [at][at][at][at]!

I must make a note to book you as my P.R Manager!, better you fuck off to Thai visa!

Maybe you could get your Brat to tell em to fuck off outta here ??