Thread: A Classic Statement!

Been busy the last few days, watering those shit Lam Yai trees...the ones that were going to provide for my retirement....ha ha ha, how my sides ache! Repairing all the pipes I keep cutting with the grass cutter.

Anyway, I find this top half of a rats skull, teeth the lot, so I take it back home, I thought, this might interest the boy, so I went for a second look, and would you believe it, I found the bottom jaw, in good condition too.

There were a few bits of decaying flesh, so I soacked it in some bleach for a few hours, out it came, nice and white, but the big long teeth fell out, and the bottom jaw fell in half, must be joined with sinews or something. (I am not a Dr)

Anyway, I glued everything in place with some of that 3 ton Epoxy, to show the kid what bones (other than KFC look like)

He comes back with his mother and I show him the rat skull, "WOW!" he says, pretty impressed!

Then the mother says "Oh, is it dead already?"

To which I made a remark that "No, it's not dead, it is simply looking for all of it's internal organs and the rest of it's body, brain and fur, and should be fine in an hour or two"

The boy looks at his mother with a strange look and asks her "Are you really that FUCKING stupid?"

I was on my back laughing....out of the mouths of babes...I know but it was so funny...I think she has given up.

Nice one. That lad is going to be a handfull

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Nice one. That lad is going to be a handfull

He has a sense of humour, which is somewhat lacking amongst the locals here.

I was taking the piss the other day (my wife has put on a kilo or two) and I made a joke using the title of a recent movie to describe her, it was a rearrangment and bastardization of the transformers movie, I asked my son " Where is Fatimus Swine", taking the piss of Optimus Prime, to which I got the reply "You mean "The FAT AND THE FURIOUS"...from Tokyo Drift"...I cracked up, brilliant! (you can just see the logic... when she flies off the handle she can be furious...I know some people will be abhorred at me encouraging him, but he has become his own person, he doesn't Kow Tow to anyone, and personally I think that is great, OK, the F this F that needs to stop, but he is profficient in Thai too, they have to learn someday, better learn young, and better to learn where and when it is acceptable.

Ouch! Your kid doesn't suffer from an assertiveness deficiency...that's for sure.

Very funny though.

I prefer your reply to your potty mouth sons, but funny nevertheless

Soooo.... what about the Jews? Are there any Jews in this thread yet, when will you mention Hitler?

Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife

Soooo.... what about the Jews? Are there any Jews in this thread yet, when will you mention Hitler?

After performing an autopsy on the rat skull, there is strong evidence to suggest it was held in a ghetto, starved, then transported on a fairytale train to a camp, where it was subjected to terrible medical experiments, then taken for a "Trick" shower and gassed.

It was then burned in a pit, and a crematorium, where only its skull survived, this was then pounded to dust, so there was no evidence, it was then put on a plane, transported to Thailand, dropped from the sky, and, after I watered the lam yai it reconstituted itself into a skull...it is awaiting further body parts, maybe by DHL or TNT.

I was suspecting a jewish conspiracy that was depriving you of the lam yai retirement fund

I reckon they have cornered the world market in lam yais jsut to fcuk you over

Originally Posted by baldrick

I was suspecting a jewish conspiracy that was depriving you of the lam yai retirement fund

I reckon they have cornered the world market in lam yais jsut to fcuk you over

No, you see, you missed the plot!

They hired the Bees to steal the pollen!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

...The boy looks at his mother with a strange look and asks her "Are you really that FUCKING stupid?"...

If I recall correctly, not the first time you've posted a thread about your son using such language with/to your wife.

Any kid of mine spoke to his mother in that way and there would be hell to pay.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

...The boy looks at his mother with a strange look and asks her "Are you really that FUCKING stupid?"...

If I recall correctly, not the first time you've posted a thread about your son using such language with/to your wife.

Any kid of mine spoke to his mother in that way and there would be hell to pay.

Same here, that said I very much doubt I would ever wish to marry a Thai woman.

In defence of Mrs Mrs Miggins, she obviously knew it was dead but just stated the obvious without thinking, Thais often do this.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

hell to pay

is it just a normal invoice ?

Originally Posted by baldrick

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

hell to pay

is it just a normal invoice ?

It appears to be at first, but you wouldn't believe the terms & conditions in the fine print.

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

They hired the Bees to steal the pollen!

They are the bees.

Bees = Jews.

It almost scans..........

Well, ok not quite

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

The boy looks at his mother with a strange look and asks her "Are you really that FUCKING stupid?"

My kid said that I'd knock the little [at][at][at][at] out.

Originally Posted by Fondles

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

The boy looks at his mother with a strange look and asks her "Are you really that FUCKING stupid?"

My kid said that I'd knock the little [at][at][at][at] out.

Indeed. No way for the lad to address his Mother. I suspect a little 'Miggins' social and poetic exaggeration here.....

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

And you should not hit kids for what they learn from YOU! I don't like hitting children, it gets you no where.

Instead you teach the potty mouthed brat to swear at its mother.... nice role model you are.

Originally Posted by Fondles

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

And you should not hit kids for what they learn from YOU! I don't like hitting children, it gets you no where.

Instead you teach the potty mouthed brat to swear at its mother.... nice role model you are.

Mmmm!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

The boy looks at his mother with a strange look and asks her "Are you really that FUCKING stupid?" I was on my back laughing...

Sorry, but I fail to see how encouraging the boy to insult his own mother can possibly be a good thing.

What would have happened to you when you were young if you said that to your mother?

Originally Posted by slackula

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

The boy looks at his mother with a strange look and asks her "Are you really that FUCKING stupid?" I was on my back laughing...

Sorry, but I fail to see how encouraging the boy to insult his own mother can possibly be a good thing.

What would have happened to you when you were young if you said that to your mother?

A slap? It's hardly an insult...it was sort of pointing out the obvious! The insult was to him...expecting him to judge whether the fucking rat was dead or alive?

You gotta love these fokin "expert" parental advisers.

Know nothing twats, with " a view".

Originally Posted by jandajoy

You gotta love these fokin "expert" parental advisers.

Know nothing twats, with " a view".

You need to chill out with these people....me ... I'm A [at][at][at][at] so it doesnt really matter!

Originally Posted by jandajoy

You gotta love these fokin "expert" parental advisers.

Know nothing twats, with " a view".

Know nothing twats eh, I have twin boys aged 15, They are both very polite and courteous lads who respect their elders.

Originally Posted by Fondles

Originally Posted by jandajoy

You gotta love these fokin "expert" parental advisers.

Know nothing twats, with " a view".

Know nothing twats eh, I have twin boys aged 15, They are both very polite and courteous lads who respect their elders.

Good for you, teach them well, hang your head up high! good luck to you and them,only don't stifle their imaginations.