Kids are little bstards

**dirtydog** · 26-12-2009, 08:20 AM

A few days ago I gave my son a load of computer bits and pieces to see if he could build his own one, some of the stuff was working and some hadn't been checked, so yesterday whilst he was at college I thought I would see how he was doing with his pc building and nip down to tuk dot com to buy any bits he might need.

So I've gone up to his room, pressed the start button on his computer, and it booted up, yep everything working good, so I thought to myself I should get him connected to the internet so he doesn't have to bother me, then I looked up.

I wondered what he was doing with an old alloy sieve with a bit of plastic in it.

hmmmmm, he's gone wifi, we haven't got wifi......

So I had a quick look thru his connections, his biggest pipe is from the condo wifi he hacked, he's also done most of the others in the local area, he also has a bigger collection of porn than me

**ItsRobsLife** · 26-12-2009, 08:38 AM

What kind of porn?

**dirtydog** · 26-12-2009, 08:52 AM

Just your normal porn, no midget or gay stuff.

**smeden** · 26-12-2009, 08:59 AM

clever boy that saves you some pocket money

**good2bhappy** · 26-12-2009, 09:32 AM

well done
sounds like a smart kid

**baldrick** · 26-12-2009, 09:42 AM

has he actually cracked someones WEP or just connected to an open AP ?

make sure he understands changing the MAC on his USB NIC and maybe look at running privoxy to strip a fair bit of info out of his http requests

show him this page
http://www.usbwifi.orcon.net.nz/

maybe he needs to look up focal lengths as his setup does not look very optimal

buy him a little 2.4 GHz yagi with a pigtail to suit his usb antenna connection and a cheap camera tripod

d/load , burn and boot a backtrack iso , or if he has enough CPU and ram he can maybe run it in virtuabox

**Mr Brown** · 26-12-2009, 09:56 AM

I thought you found a spliff

**dirtydog** · 26-12-2009, 09:57 AM

He has the list of passwords and user names hidden under his mouse pad, really hard stuff like user name"admin" password "admin1", plus a few harder ones.
Got to admit I did wonder for a few secs what the sieve was for, it's a bit battered, I think he is hiding his mac as there was a nice long number on his list which was too big for an ip, got to admit I didn't take much notice, just turned the poxy thing off.

watterinja · 26-12-2009, 11:08 AM

Next thing he'll be looking for aliens...

**Fuzzy Bob** · 26-12-2009, 11:10 AM

...and be extradited to the US

watterinja · 26-12-2009, 11:16 AM

... to become the very thing he was searching for.

**dirtydog** · 26-12-2009, 11:19 AM

I was going to do a thread on how to get onto other peoples networks, probably best to let him do it

**Chairman Mao** · 26-12-2009, 11:39 AM

when I was 15 I sure wouldn't of like my ol' man going into my room while I was out, and going through my computer.

Kinda like an invasion of privacy/trust. Might be good for bonding etc. to go through it together and get him to point out all the stuff he's done, then reward with praise.

Just a suggestion like.

He's obviously pretty clued in to do what he did.

**dirtydog** · 26-12-2009, 11:51 AM

aahh, he doesn't know, I doubt rewarding him with praise is a good idea.

**peterpan** · 26-12-2009, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by baldrick

has he actually cracked someones WEP or just connected to an open AP ?

make sure he understands changing the MAC on his USB NIC and maybe look at running privoxy to strip a fair bit of info out of his http requests

show him this page
http://www.usbwifi.orcon.net.nz/

maybe he needs to look up focal lengths as his setup does not look very optimal

buy him a little 2.4 GHz yagi with a pigtail to suit his usb antenna connection and a cheap camera tripod

d/load , burn and boot a backtrack iso , or if he has enough CPU and ram he can maybe run it in virtuabox

I'm gonna report you Balders for doing a post in Jonny Foreigner language.

**AntRobertson** · 26-12-2009, 01:20 PM

Google translator tells me that it's Nerdlish.

**nedwalk** · 26-12-2009, 01:26 PM

^that is about as much of this conversation that i understand..dunno about nerdish though..smells like a kid who sould make a lotta money misbehavin

**Nawty** · 26-12-2009, 01:37 PM

A criminal in the making......give him a hiding....that aughta sort it out.

**killerbees** · 26-12-2009, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I wondered what he was doing with an old alloy sieve with a bit of plastic in it.

The sub-machine gun didn't worry you?

**baldrick** · 26-12-2009, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by killerbees

sub-machine gun

assault rifle - but it is not real - I would say dd carries it in his bum bag to scare his local KT's

**ItsRobsLife** · 26-12-2009, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Just your normal porn, no midget or gay stuff.

You must be dissapointed.

**November Rain** · 26-12-2009, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Just your normal porn, no midget or gay stuff.

You must be dissapointed.

DD's booked some counselling sessions for next week.

**ferretface** · 27-12-2009, 12:47 AM

sounds like a bright kid.should you encourage this illegal behaviour,thats another matter

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**mad_dog** · 27-12-2009, 03:57 PM

Clever lad. I thought this was going to be another drunken parenting thread.

**Missismiggins** · 27-12-2009, 07:43 PM

Kids indeed are "Little Bastards" they will HANG YOU!

Mine sucseded yesterday when his Grandmother called up from the UK and I was too slow to catch the phone before he got there.

I was busy pissing about with something downstairs when the phone went, I knew it was his grandmother as she rang the day earlier but he was already asleep.

Before I could get up the stairs he was on the phone already...

She must have asked "Where is Daddy? and the reply was..."Oh Grandma...that fucking idiot is trying to fix the brakes on my bike..."

Then it was "Where is Mummy"... "Oh Plah Whan is sleeping, followed by snoring noises, and hysterical laughter, then as I got to the door he was tellling her how she sounds like a pig when she snores, and it is so much better when she doesn't drink whisky!

(I wouldn't care but she wasn't asleep, nor had she been drinking whisky)

I got in the room and he starts a "normal conversation - so I let off a really stinking fart...and waft it his way, He asks the old doll if she can smell it! (Down the phone) followed by..."Daddy fucking stinks"

Then he tells her Daddy wants to send you a present..."He's going to fart in a box and close the lid really quickly, tape it up, and post it...then when it gets to England you can open it and smell it!" He is 8!

I cracked up...but you can just imagine what she thinks of me.

I have been hung drawn and quatered already...thank god she cannot understand what KEE JEE is, he called her that for only sending him 20 quid for Christmas...probably listening to me!

Like that Lou Reed song...Perfect Day..."You gonna reap just what you sow!"

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