Kids are little bstards

**baldrick** · 27-12-2009, 08:26 PM

order one of these in for him from china ( just make sure the pigail matches )- he will get a lot more range out of it

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**Missismiggins** · 27-12-2009, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by baldrick

order one of these in for him from china ( just make sure the pigail matches )- he will get a lot more range out of it

16 dBi 2.4 GHz 802.11b/g Wifi Yagi Antenna - eBay Wireless Networking Kits, Wireless Networking, Networking Communications, Computers Networking. (end time 27-Jan-10 00

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Baldrick...if you get a really good directional antenna, is it possible to hack into someones "loosely protected Wi fi over a fair distance...i.e. what sort of range are you talking? and can you use amplifiers on this or not...as to extend range?

**mad_dog** · 29-12-2009, 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by baldrick

order one of these in for him from china

Is this about that Fox expose???

They were offered a white Romanian for 1000 USD .... I don't want to pique DD or any of the other racist parents' interest.... ....

**baldrick** · 28-12-2009, 03:39 AM

good line of sight , a solid setup , minimal losses in the antenna pigtail and low noise in the 2.4 GHz - you should be able to easily get 5-8 klms out of a well constructed 16 dbi yagi

**Missismiggins** · 28-12-2009, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by baldrick

good line of sight , a solid setup , minimal losses in the antenna pigtail and low noise in the 2.4 GHz - you should be able to easily get 5-8 klms out of a well constructed 16 dbi yagi

WHAT??? are you talking about this range from someones INDOOR wireless router???

**dirtydog** · 28-12-2009, 05:54 AM

Originally Posted by baldrick

you should be able to easily get 5-8 klms out of a well constructed 16 dbi yagi

aahhh, think thats a tad too powerful for him, God knows what he would do with something like that, I got an old wifi bus card, wonder what I can make out of that

**hillbilly** · 28-12-2009, 09:50 AM

Since my daughter is a fan of Michael Jackson she peruses YouTube for any and all information. Usually, this is done on her laptop in her bedroom. However, since I have the big speakers and it is xmas break she has been using my computer.

This past week I have been recieving tons of emails asking me to join various YouTube Michael Jackson sites. WTF?

Come to find out my daughter had been using my YouTube account (bkkhillbilly) to send numerous comments about MJ.

So now the world thinks hillbilly loves Michael Jackson. I do not...

**Marmite the Dog** · 28-12-2009, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by hillbilly

So now the world thinks hillbilly loves Michael Jackson.

Fag!

**filch** · 28-12-2009, 10:16 AM

If he really wants to crack WEP and other password protected WiFi's point him in the direction of BackTrack.

Although judging from it, he seems to know what he's doing!

**dirtydog** · 28-12-2009, 10:18 AM

^Think he found cain and abel on one of my hard drives.

**Missismiggins** · 28-12-2009, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

^Think he found cain and abel on one of my hard drives.

Pardon my ignorance but is that a biblical epic or something a little more sinister?

**filch** · 28-12-2009, 10:25 AM

Clever lil fella!

Just make sure he completely hides his tracks when emptying bank accounts!

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 28-12-2009, 10:28 AM

I'm considering having kids.

**Fabian** · 28-12-2009, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I'm considering having kids.

Do you really think this is such a good idea?

**filch** · 28-12-2009, 10:31 AM

^When you grow up you mean?

**Marmite the Dog** · 28-12-2009, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I'm considering having kids.

I don't think Palmla is capable of having offspring.

**dirtydog** · 28-12-2009, 10:48 AM

scumpy, kids aint like dogs where you can chuck them in a sack and drown them when you get bored with them, kids are for life, not just christmas.

**Missismiggins** · 28-12-2009, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

scumpy, kids aint like dogs where you can chuck them in a sack and drown them when you get bored with them, kids are for life, not just christmas.

Oh I don't know...mine is heading for a heavy weighted sack pretty soon! But you can always do as the locals do FUCK EM and FLOG EM, cut their little arms and legs off and get them out there begging for you...earn a wage, Thatcher would have been proud!

There is a (partially) interesting website... from my home..surprised they are able to type to be honest, it's the local Newcastle Evening Chronicle...you just need to read a few of the headlines then look at the typical Northern Responses in the readers comments...(it actually gives me great pride to find that they can both read and write)

You get a headline like "EVIL Woman steals 5 quid from 86 year old neighbour" Then about ten replies in the vain of "HANGINGS TOO GOOD" , "Should Be Boiled Alive" , "In My Day We Would have been burned at the stake" , "let them rot forever in jail" ... try it it puts life in the North East of england into perspective...

ChronicleLive - Newcastle & North East news, Newcastle United news & Sunderland AFC news from the Evening Chronicle newspaper

Notice how certain reporters like to brand people as EVIL, SCUM, Wicked etc... worse than a fucking Dandy/Beano comic!

**ferretface** · 28-12-2009, 06:51 PM

scamp,dont do it unless you really want them.theyre with you forever,like herpes.

**noelbino** · 29-12-2009, 08:23 PM

Is this one of those threads that if you don't understand it ignore it?

**tsicar** · 29-12-2009, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by noelbino

Is this one of those threads that if you don't understand it ignore it?

naah!
if you dont understand it, just follow instructions and put your kids in a weighted sack an' drown them!
i practised on the kids' cats and feel i am well qualified for the task now: had some experience an' all, you know!

**teddy** · 29-12-2009, 08:48 PM

**baldrick** · 30-12-2009, 04:34 AM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

mine is heading for a heavy weighted sack pretty soon!

eh ? I keep my kids in my heavily weighted sack .

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

WHAT??? are you talking about this range from someones INDOOR wireless router??

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