Thread: Where can i find a Christmas tree?

A real one that goes brown in June?

Bunnings are selling them already.

Where is bunnings?

Well, there's a branch on the Stewart Highway as you're driving out of Darwin. It's on the right hand side as you head south.


Where are you based ?

KFC got one here, but is not a real live tree, but a plastic one that they also used last year, and the year before that I think.

usually i go out into the back yard and find a stick...usually works and you don,t have to water it, does the same job apparently, go figure

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Well, there's a branch on the Stewart Highway as you're driving out of Darwin. It's on the right hand side as you head south.


Where are you based ?

Most helpful answer of the year.

Since he is asking this question on Teakdoor - The Thailand Forum as opposed to Fuckin Bewdy - The Aussie Plonkers Forum I'd hazard a wild stab in the dark and guess Thailand, but don't quote me on it!

Actually, I have never seen a live xmas tree for sale in Thailand. Might be around, just never have seen one. Every year we just use the good old fake plastic ones. Seems like these last for a year or two then we buy another B1000 fake tree.

For 7000 THB (ouch!) you will 'find' one here:News | Danish-Thai Chamber of Commerce

Think I will skip buying a tree from the Danish folks...

Originally Posted by rawlins

A real one that goes brown in June?

Come to think of my childhood, we never had a tree last past mid January.

A better usage of 7000 THB:

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Most helpful answer of the year. Since he is asking this question on Teakdoor - The Thailand Forum as opposed to Fuckin Bewdy - The Aussie Plonkers Forum I'd hazard a wild stab in the dark and guess Thailand, but don't quote me on it!

You reckon ????

Shit, I wish I was as astute as you. You're a fokin God you are mate.

Credit where credit is due 'Jandajoy', his remarks were funny.

Originally Posted by superman

Credit where credit is due 'Jandajoy', his remarks were funny.

Yup, he's a real bundle of laughs, is our simple simian.

I'll ignore the absurd hypocrisy of his statement given that he's based in Indo. and only comes to LOS to lose cricket matches.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Originally Posted by superman

Credit where credit is due 'Jandajoy', his remarks were funny.

Yup, he's a real bundle of laughs, is our simple simian.

I'll ignore the absurd hypocrisy of his statement given that he's based in Indo. and only comes to LOS to lose cricket matches.

Now, now no need to get snarky, just cos you got totally pwned

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Now, now no need to get snarky, just cos you got totally pwned

Strewth, we're back in the year seven playground....... yet again.

You really might consider a more productive hobby to pass your time.

Your "life priorities" are very very odd.

Still, as long as you're happy. WGAF.

Originally Posted by Gipsy

For 7000 THB (ouch!) you will 'find' one here:News | Danish-Thai Chamber of Commerce

That is shit attempt at a Christmas tree... Think I will try and find a plastic one.

That is shit attempt at a Christmas tree... Think I will try and find a plastic one.[/quote]

SBF let you back into her house ??

^ She has yellow carded me.

You could try and make a christmas tree as I have seen in the Philippines.

They took a reasonably sized dry twig. Then they used soap to stir a thick creamy foam and spread that on all branches of the twig to resemble snow. That foam was so creamy it dried and made a hard crust that remained unchanged over the whole christmas season.

Better than plastic.

Originally Posted by Takeovers

They took a reasonably sized dry twig

there you go like i said, xmass stick..

Originally Posted by rawlins

A real one that goes brown in June?

Put it in sand from the beach. The needles will fall off & it will die within a week. This is especially true if you hit it with your Christmas champagne cork. Not that I could possibly be speaking from experience...