How badly is TeakDoor doing?

**sabang** · 20-11-2009, 04:09 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

^Certainly are milkman, basically if a business had rented this banner this month they would have been seen more than 2 million times by over 100,000 people already.

Not meaning to brown nose, but I'm surprised more advertisers don't take advantage of the banner ad's. Seems a lot of views for the price- dunno, someone like a hotel booking service might do well from it.

**Stinky** · 20-11-2009, 06:20 AM

Brown noser

**dirtydog** · 20-11-2009, 06:30 AM

^Thats you banned

**Stinky** · 20-11-2009, 06:44 AM

Cheers DD

**Butterfly** · 20-11-2009, 07:35 AM

Can I rent a banner and put some nice message like "Scampy is a cock" ?

**Begbie** · 20-11-2009, 07:46 AM

Surely that should be a free ad ?

**Nawty** · 20-11-2009, 11:02 AM

Why dont you do a calender.....I can donate a month....OTY08 for example

**kingwilly** · 20-11-2009, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by Nawty

Why dont you do a calender.....I can donate a month....OTY08 for example

now there's an idea. a TD calendar, i'd buy one.

**Nawty** · 20-11-2009, 11:32 AM

I'll take the pics.....you need a profesional.

**dirtydog** · 21-11-2009, 03:02 AM

Whilst we are looking at all this crap lets take a look at the server side of things, now I aint got minutes to waste whilst a site loads, tv is a perfect example of how shite a site can be set up and load slowly and badly, but lets look closer to home, both teakdoor and ajarnforum are on the same server, same software aswell, both got 1.1 million posts although our database is a lot larger due to our gallerys and flash games and stuff, now you can either set this shite up good so its nice quick and sleek, or you can name yourself LDMA, lets take a look at the page loading times of both websites that are on the same server and see the difference.

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A nice clean install and a zero database we would be at 0.0 something loading times, 30gb or more takes some time to load though.

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Ok we got 3 more queries than ajarn but still 1/5th of the time for load times, we also don't have off site shite where we have to rely on crappy servers to load their stuff to finish our pages.

**Thetyim** · 21-11-2009, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Ok we got 3 more queries than ajarn

17 - 13 = 4

**dirtydog** · 21-11-2009, 11:02 AM

I'm very creative with my accounts as well, damn, my maths is usually better than that.

**dirtydog** · 21-11-2009, 11:07 AM

Actually for a few months I had just assumed LDMA had moved servers, didn't realise that he had fuked it all up all on his lonesome

**Norton** · 21-11-2009, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

shite a site

Could be a good domain name. Just did a search. Shitesite.com not available but .org is. Would be a good place to transfer all our shite sub forums so advertisers would find TD a more attractive place to buy some ad space.

**dirtydog** · 23-11-2009, 07:40 AM

I have plenty of spare domain names to dump the shite in

**Sichon** · 24-11-2009, 02:04 PM

Wow...that is really impressive stats you got there!!

How do I advertise my business on this site? :-)

No...I am not kidding...seriously....I have a serious business in Southern Thailand....

**kingwilly** · 24-11-2009, 02:16 PM

click this button I would think ...

**Thetyim** · 24-11-2009, 02:17 PM

https://teakdoor.com/sendmessage.html

Click "Advertising on Teakdoor"

**Nawty** · 24-11-2009, 04:01 PM

Where is it located....I been looking for it also

**gusG** · 24-11-2009, 08:26 PM

Scroll down, under the "forum jump" drop down box, next to another couple of banners is the "advertise here! box", I don't know if it applies to that box in particular, or to anywhere in the forum.

**dirtydog** · 25-11-2009, 01:27 PM

So we got 5 more days till the end of the month, time to guess the pages served, I have no idea since the 13th so your guess will be as good as mine so its gonna be somewhere between 3 million and 5 million, plenty of scope there to gaurantee nobody will get it right and maybe even offer prizes that will never be won

**Thetyim** · 25-11-2009, 01:32 PM

4,212,875

**dirtydog** · 25-11-2009, 01:52 PM

hmmmm, do you know something I don't?

**PlanK** · 25-11-2009, 02:32 PM

4,489,284

What do I win?

**dirtydog** · 25-11-2009, 03:10 PM

^ I would lie to make sure you didn't win

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