Thread: Strange Days Have Found You!

I've always said to the wife that, if we get any scum relatives like that we're moving to a different part of the country and pronto. Fortunately they're a pretty good bunch so far. Fingers crossed.

Originally Posted by sabang

I've always said to the wife that, if we get any scum relatives like that we're moving to a different part of the country and pronto. Fortunately they're a pretty good bunch so far. Fingers crossed.

Good for you!
Most of the immediate family are not toooooooo bad, the old grandad is as sound as a pound, the grandmother - despite being a witch and the Behemoth from hell is actually OK - I tend to judge them how they behave with kids....she passed the test apart from her inane beliefs in ghosts!

So now we get down to the next generation - the ones that I hope will die before they get old - was that a WHO song?

The missus has a son from a previous "copulation" I would not describe it as marriage - but what the hell, the boy was good!

Despite having a small piece of turd for a father!

And, he is consistent - which most Thais are not, normally they blow with the wind - hence...cannot trust!

The wifes sister however, gave birth to a piece of shit, and this piece of shit is currently destoying everything - it is not easy for me to get involved - especially if I kill him - luckily - the shits from here, the local heirachy, are now involved - and soon as if by magic he will disappear! Voila! When you can take the YA BA from my hand Grasshopper- then it is time for you to leave!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

The Creature has been thieving to support it's habit and it's friends (apperently, if you are a piece of shit like this creature - you can be "owned" and when you are "owned" - like a dog or a cat - your owner can yell you to go and steal things, take things do this and that.

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So the nephew is in somekind of a Thai gang? Are they teens on motorbikes letting loose or 20/30 somethings into heavy, full scale, badness.

Originally Posted by DaffyDuck

a nice bit of hand to mouth/nose should take care of making sure they are unfortunate fatalities

fucking hell for once i agree with daffy!

They are a bunch of wasters that have never worked in their lives - it is a very small village - the "boy" is "owned" - kind of like a pet rat, owned by some criminal scum that thinks he is untouchable - but, believe me, his time is coming up very soon.

The dogs owner basically instructs the dog to go into his grandparents house and steal a TV - the dog obeys, otherwise the dog will be put to sleep!
Next the dogs owner wants a computer - the dog wags it's tail for a pellet of Ya Bah and goes back into it's cousins house - and steals the PC..and on and on and on....

But now - It has got to the point where the Pu Yai is secretly involved (My wife is mates with his wife) (They have all been previously warned by the Pu Yai about the YA Bah, as usual they know better) - sadly - (or not so sadly) these fuckers are soon going to be only available on the History Channel!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

They are a bunch of wasters that have never worked in their lives - it is a very small village - the "boy" is "owned" - kind of like a pet rat, owned by some criminal scum that thinks he is untouchable - but, believe me, his time is coming up very soon.

The dogs owner basically instructs the dog to go into his grandparents house and steal a TV - the dog obeys, otherwise the dog will be put to sleep!
Next the dogs owner wants a computer - the dog wags it's tail for a pellet of Ya Bah and goes back into it's cousins house - and steals the PC..and on and on and on....

But now - It has got to the point where the Pu Yai is secretly involved (My wife is mates with his wife) (They have all been previously warned by the Pu Yai about the YA Bah, as usual they know better) - sadly - (or not so sadly) these fuckers are soon going to be only available on the History Channel!

I have noticed you have ignored the posts of drCandy. That's a good idea, we don't want to encourage his sort of behaviour on the board.

Originally Posted by teddy

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

They are a bunch of wasters that have never worked in their lives - it is a very small village - the "boy" is "owned" - kind of like a pet rat, owned by some criminal scum that thinks he is untouchable - but, believe me, his time is coming up very soon.

The dogs owner basically instructs the dog to go into his grandparents house and steal a TV - the dog obeys, otherwise the dog will be put to sleep!
Next the dogs owner wants a computer - the dog wags it's tail for a pellet of Ya Bah and goes back into it's cousins house - and steals the PC..and on and on and on....

But now - It has got to the point where the Pu Yai is secretly involved (My wife is mates with his wife) (They have all been previously warned by the Pu Yai about the YA Bah, as usual they know better) - sadly - (or not so sadly) these fuckers are soon going to be only available on the History Channel!

I have noticed you have ignored the posts of drCandy. That's a good idea, we don't want to encourage his sort of behaviour on the board.

Who is Dr CANDY? if you mean DR ANDY - then yes - he needs to be ignored as he is a danger to himself - Imagine if he was a real DOCTOR or a SHRINK, and you paid money to be analysed by someone like that - fuck, suicide is painless! - I need to go and receive immediate treatment as I am a paranoid schizoid!

Well, it takes all sorts to make this world revolve!

You say the boy is owned, how easy would it be to tell his owner to fuck off? Or is he too far gone to know that he's owned. Never come across this before.

Pay someone to make him disappear...permanently

Originally Posted by Jarvis

Pay someone to make him disappear...permanently

Paul Daniels is foking expensive

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

it's good for putting the shits up the local dogs if you ride a bike

Now that I wouldnt recommend, waving one (even a replica) around in public is going to get you in trouble.

Originally Posted by Milkman

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

It has been a bit weird today - first I get a number of calls from some Dutch guy that thinks I have his girlfriend!

For whatever reason - she has done a disappearing act, he found my Skype account and rang me for hours - I know nothing!

Even thought I was hiding her here...and she was using my account! Jesus!

Then, the good news!

The Family Fuckwits - that live down the road (again "I told you so") Have really helped me out tonight!

The wife has a sister, that spawned a creature, that likes YA BAH, over the past few years, I have loaned various items to the decent ones in the family - but lately, things have started to go missing! The Creature has been thieving to support it's habit and it's friends (apperently, if you are a piece of shit like this creature - you can be "owned" and when you are "owned" - like a dog or a cat - your owner can yell you to go and steal things, take things do this and that.

Best of luck.

The Dutch guy is a retard. If someone's GF leaves and/or runs, it's erm....by choice.

And this fool is chasing her? He sounds like a fool. I can picture an older man with a belly bigger than mine. He might be about of some money too.


Hopefully the Ya-Ba Boy will keep his fingers to himself.

That fuckers days are numbered - he hasn't got a need for next years calendar (not that he knows it yet -The Pu Yai is on his case - as I said, history channel!)
MMMmmm can't argue with that! - you obviously haven't succumbed to the stupidity here, your brain seems to still be working!! are you secluded somewhere? Immune to the stupiditiy?