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[Nawty]

A wise and level headed man I know once asked me if I was ever embarrassed about anything I do……I had to honestly say no.

Made me think though…..I have a photo of him kissing a ladyboy that would surely embarrass him.

I remember back in 1997 sitting in the fountain at the entrance to the Casino on the Gold Coast with a little lithe white girl, who was the wife of a Sydney Hotelier gangster. Smoking a huge joint and drinking a bottle of Moet at 3am.

I remember dancing to Jungle Rhythms in Vanuatu in 1997 with a black French village chick that was about 5 foot nothing, fuzzy wuzzy hairstyle, pearl white teeth and huge tits.

I remember my one and only drug exchange(of any value) where a mate and I paid cold hard cash for a briefcase of icing sugar. We did however keep his abandoned red Mercedes sports car. Found out it was stolen the following week and wiped our prints and left it in a friends garage…..circa 1997/98

Hit a cow with a helicopter….circa 1988

Fell asleep in the toilet of a Bangkok bar wrapped around the bowl after ¾’s of a bottle of tequila….circa 2003/03

I remember doing the ‘Puppetry of the Penis’ in a friends bar……circa 2008….matured somewhat as culture has entered the equation.

Someone said I kissed a ladyboy once….but I don’t remember.

[baldrick]

Someone said I kissed a ladyboy once

as long as you have not kissed butterfly

[Loy Toy]

Once was woken up in bed by my best mates 18 year old fooooking hot French Mauritian newly married wife as she climbed in naked next to me.

I rejected her advances, got dressed and rang my mate at his work and told him I was going over to see him whereupon I told him about what happened earlier that morning.

He went home, confronted her, she said it was me who made the advance and tried to commit suicide because he didn't believe her, I got a call from the hospital from my mate calling me a cvnt, he stayed with her until she run off with someone else the day she got her permanant resident immigration papers.

I lost a mate and he lost a better one, he lost his wife and I lost the chance of a day of sex with an absolutely horny 18 year old. I will never get over that one!

[kingwilly]

getting arrested at age 16, having my parents there, coppers giving me a verbal bollocky, and I just dead fainted there, right in front of them i was so sicked.

slept with a few colleagues and friends that i'd be embarrassed about if other people found out about...

[StrontiumDog]

Trying to fill out a crime report, in a police station, high as a kite on LSD and speed, as our car had been broken into...at 6 am, after a night of dancing like a mad bastard. Shaking with fear that the police would know we were off our heads.

Which I'm sure they did, but bless them, they played along. Hey, we were victims...not criminals....ummmmm.



Shagging my girlfriend, at 17, in her house, in the lounge, when her parents unexpectedly walked through the front door...I had a boner the size of the Baiyoke tower and was starkers. Never moved so fast in my life.




Shagging just off of the pavement at 6 am-ish. A guy walking his dog came along. The dog had a good old sniff about. The guy had the good grace to act like he hadn't seen anything. My girlfriend at the time was a very horny lady and liked to have sex when and where it suited her.

Many more...but too embarrassed to write about them!

[CB79]

Not being able to get a hard on when I was about to lose my virginity was one that I would like to forget about........

[Panda]

So many (now) funny memories flashing back, but nothing to top those already posted. Keep em coming please fellas.

[Nawty]

Oh i remember one.....at 15yo on the couch of 17yo girlfriend in her dads house while wagging school, he was asleep in his bedroom during the day, he worked nightshift.

She was a horny little thing and we played around so much.....never got to stick it in as did not know what to do exacery.....she never forced me either...the bitch.