If you decide to so, would you mind letting us the time and place? You could probably sell tickets, pay for your funeral.
Gooks are more properly Koreans- Hankook (the "kook" part being generally spot on in my experience). I think in the racist Brit argot a Gurkha would more properly be called a "wog." No reason to confuse a man before he inserts a kukri in your belly.