Thread: Can anyone sugest a suitable gift.

Originally Posted by NickA

Originally Posted by chassamui

It's a surprise as she is not expecting me to arrive until the following day.

This could be fun

My thoughts too... I've known that to end in tears on more than one occassion.

Originally Posted by NickA

Originally Posted by chassamui

It's a surprise as she is not expecting me to arrive until the following day.

This could be fun

Indeed.

Tell her you're delayed for one more week... the extra surprise would be sanook mhak mhak.

Only the supremely confident, or supremely stupid, would arrange such a meeting.
I will of course let you know which one i turn out to be.

I thought you were the dildo. Why bring one?

Originally Posted by Rattanaburi

I thought you were the dildo. Why bring one?

Always have a plan B. (Ask George Bush).

Originally Posted by natalie8

Oh ya, all Thai men are bad, all Thai women are good.

thats right! spot on!

box set of perfume.

it aint rocket science.

New hot item is a 7 color set of polo shirts one for every possible set of rioters Never be politically incorrect Or really subtle LaCoste with crocs to match the mood PS dont forget your bazooka flak jacket and apacket of 3 hand Handclappers

Originally Posted by kingwilly

box set of perfume. it aint rocket science.

A box set? And how many is the lady supposed to use? Taste in perfume is very individual, so what one lady may love, another will hate. Take Dior perfumes; I loathe them, they make me feel sick, even if I smell them on someone else. My Mum hates Estee Lauder perfumes (same reason). I love Chanel perfumes, but don't like Chanel 19. I love YSL perfumes, but don't like Ysatis.

Unless you know beyond doubt which perfume a lady loves, don't go there. It's far too easy to make a mistake. I'd be really disappointed with a gift of Dune or Poison, because I'd never wear it & it'd show that the guy had spent money, but not known me.



BTW, if anyone ever does feel like buying, my faves are Coco by Chanel, Opium by YSL and Rockin' Rio/Ibiza Hippy/ Whatever it's called this year (they change the name every year) by Escada.

^ ask the fuck buddy.

Originally Posted by November Rain

A box set? And how many is the lady supposed to use?

as in a gift parcel that contains one perfume and several same brand items with it such as shower gel and/or moisturizer.

and, erm, the point of perfume aint really if you like it or not, just make sure the guy who buys it likes it, since he's the one who will have to be smelling it.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

as in a gift parcel that contains one perfume and several same brand items with it such as shower gel and/or moisturizer.

You didn't say that. You can buy boxed sets of a variety of different perfumes by one designer.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

and, erm, the point of perfume aint really if you like it or not, just make sure the guy who buys it likes it, since he's the one who will have to be smelling it. __________________

The worm on that hook's a bit big, even for me, baboon-butt.

Originally Posted by Texpat

ask the fuck buddy.

Cheers, Tex. Good idea. Just retired the last one, but I'll bear it in mind for the next.

Originally Posted by November Rain

You didn't say that. You can buy boxed sets of a variety of different perfumes by one designer.

oh excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me miss pedantic

Originally Posted by November Rain

The worm on that hook's a bit big, even for me, baboon-butt.

mwah!

[QUOTE="November Rain"]Take Dior perfumes[/QUOTE

For any English accented speakers, thats Teak Door perfumes.

^

So, have you done the deed yet? Tell us! Tell us!

who ? me?

Originally Posted by natalie8

^

So, have you done the deed yet? Tell us! Tell us!

Assuming the airport is still open, i arrive late on the 23 April. Surprise planned for 24 April.

Can hardly wait.

Gonna hire a photographer?

Scampy might give you a good rate.

Originally Posted by chassamui

Assuming the airport is still open, i arrive late on the 23 April. Surprise planned for 24 April.

Ahh, so you're planning well ahead. What a farang thing to do.

flight might get delayed yet, and old chas might get stuck into beer in the airprt then beer on the flight, the rest will be history

He'll end up presenting her a half-empty bottle of Mumm and the butt end off a Toblerone bar.

The office girls will be impressed.

What about that trick where you put your cock through a pizza?

It will have to be quite an expensive pizza though.

Thai chicks don't need perfume.