Isn't the surprise a suitable enough gift?
It never came to my mind that I should bring a gift. Though you have to keep in mind that there are few more unromantic than me. She married me anyway.
Isn't the surprise a suitable enough gift?
It never came to my mind that I should bring a gift. Though you have to keep in mind that there are few more unromantic than me. She married me anyway.
Even better, sod the surprise and the gift. Arrive a day early and spend the money on a couple of whores.Originally Posted by Fabian
I know a few married guys who always lied about their return date to Thailand and spent a week or so having fun![]()
Real men!Originally Posted by NickA
Well let is know seeing your green fingers a lawnmower ids what I bought my ex
And now we're left wondering why on earth she's your ex...Originally Posted by Felix Sphinx
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Hm, I bought my wife a blender for christmas, let's hope that's not a bad sign.
i bought my x a toaster..... hmmmmm.
Ah, so you was the other guy with kitchen appliances.
That should tell me something.
heeey, it was a Russel Hobs!
Never heard of that brand.
The blender was a Kitchen Aid. Hope that makes a difference.
Jeeze, you guys!!!
Romance is perfume, jewellery, sexy underwear, a 1st edition of her favourite book, a burned CD of all her favourite songs, theatre/cinema tickets to see something she'll love but you'll hate, a print of her favourite picture (I'm assuming a real Van Gogh or Monet is out of the question).
Kitchen or garden appliances? Even if she is a real cook or gardener, they're not exactly romantic...
Sexy underwear sounds good.
But I am not so sure it will help if I burn her favourite cd.
hellllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooo.Originally Posted by November Rain
Originally Posted by Fabian
If you put it that way, probably not. Go with the undies. Or even just a helium balloon with 'I love you' on it - presented for no reason at all.
.............Originally Posted by November Rain
[quote=November Rain]Romance is perfume,[/QUOTE]
Is that the cyber equivalent of hear no evil combined with 'la-la-la-la-la! I can't hear you!'? Nice av, BTW.
mwah.
I am right, you are wrong!
The day that happens monkey boy, is the day I check in to a 5 star resort, order a bottle of top notch Champers on room service, run myself a nice hot bubble bath & slit my wrists. Suffice it to say - it's never going to happen...Originally Posted by kingwilly
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Hua Hin or Jakarta?Originally Posted by November Rain
My best mate got his wife a dartboard for thier 1st wedding anniversary!![]()
With darts?Originally Posted by jizzybloke
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